Battle Cry!

See what your Battle Cry is...

Link to your Battle Cry RAAAAAHH!!

Striding on the plains, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Klepto! And he gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to smash you all the way to Wienerwald, and sever every head in sight!"

Here is mine...

"Striding out of the plains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Snowflake_obsidian! And she gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to pulverize you so forcibly, your pets won't recognize you!"

w00t w00t

Prowling along the terrain, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Cpr12r! And he gives a mighty cry: "I'm going to flog you until you turn magenta!!"

Originally posted by cpr12r
w00t w00t

Prowling along the terrain, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Cpr12r! And he gives a mighty cry: "I'm going to flog you until you turn magenta!!"

Your battle cry sounds very sexual. Sorry...I have a dirty mind!

lol

Striding on the tarmac, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Striker122! And he gives a vengeful bellow:

"I'm going to pound you beyond mortal comprehension!"

Running out of the wasteland, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Spliff4020! And he gives an ominous grunt:

"Hail the blood-letting! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"

lol

Who is that, prowling along the wasteland! It is Asala, hands clutching a thorned whip! She cries ominously:

"I'm going to contort you in such an unsafe manner, you will drink poison

[edit on 23-1-2006 by asala]

Stalking amidst the freeway, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Skippytjc! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm going to contort you into the danger zone, and dip you in uranium!!!"

Some of these are pretty funny, and some are just weird, like mine

Who is that, sprinting on the tarmac! It is Hatchedcross, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He bellows vengefully:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !!!"

See?

[edit on 1/23/2006 by hatchedcross]

Lo! Who is that, rampaging out of the hotel lobby! It is Lysergic, hands clutching a meaty axe! He bellows vengefully:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I carve into flesh until there is no more hope!!!"

Lo! Who is that, prowling amidst the desert! It is Truttseeker, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! No flesh shall be spared!"


Holy crap that is aweosme.

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking along the tarmac! It is Hitman132436, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!!"


but what i dont get is that im holdin a hammer how can i blow a hole in u?

Originally posted by hitman132436
Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking along the tarmac! It is Hitman132436, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!!"


but what i dont get is that im holdin a hammer how can i blow a hole in u?

Maybe its a magical hammer that shoots bullets.

caution advised...



This Jeweled Meat Hammer may be packing heat...

[edit on 1/24/2006 by benevolent tyrant] I looked at "my battle cry" and I changed my mind. I am far too benevolent to wish ill upon another person...even my enemies. Those who are evil will simply wither in despair when gazing upon my radiant benevolence. I usher in an era of tryannical goodness.

Good will smite evil. Evil can never prevail when confronted by the light of decency, kindness, thoughfulness, genuine caring and a heart untainted by hate. But if all that fails, a 45 cal. bullet to the brain usually brings them around to my way of thinking.

[edit on 1/24/2006 by benevolent tyrant]

Running amidst the steppes, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Factorylad! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm going to bludgeon you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and roll you in creamy neugut!!!"

Gangsta!

Rampaging through the desert, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Implosion! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"This one's for you, mom! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"