Gore Invented Cable News!

It seems like Al Gore is treading where others have gone before... the lucrative cable news channel business. Gore is in talks with Universal to buy a cable news channel they own (mysteries abound as to which one it is)
He could rename the new channel - The Idiots Guide to Network News or just simple Gore News Network....

story.news.yahoo.com.../nm/20031001/en_nm/media_gore_dc_6

The channel in question is Newsworld International.. and yeah no one has heard of it either.

[Edited on 1-10-2003 by TheyWatchYouToo]

Will he try to intimidate people by wearing way too much makeup and looming over them?

Rumor has it that Al Franken will have his own show.

Maybe they could get Bill O'Reilly into the studio's for an interview then set the liberal hounds upon him, maybe that way he wont write any of those awful books, note to self, get coulter to join them.

He could get Baghdad Bob to host his own show.