I know the answers to everything (ask me!)

So does that mean if her father is against murder and child molestation I should go murder and moleste a child?

Thanks in advance,
Confused in Connecticut

Benevolent:



Lost socks in the dryer are not magical, or supernatural. The explanation is completely logical. 40,000,000 years ago the reptillians made a pack with the zeti Reticillians that Earth would be shared in their ownership. 2,000 years ago, they played a prank when one reptillian got in disguise with a robe, sandals, and a fake beard, and walked on water. Ever since the outside, another pack was made, this time, stating that instead of taking over the earth, they will just fudge with the occupants, humans. So, every prank call you get, every time an "emergancy broadcast station test" occurs, every time you loose a sock, or your ring, or your keys, or everytime you wake up in mexico missing a kidney, its just aliens and reptillians fudging with your head.

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cpr:



no, just basic traits of a human, not moral judgements. Just act bad-ass, dont shave, and treat her like crap, she'll love you.

Ok, Thank you I did not want to make a mistake. Explain why you think the squirrels are evil so I know whose side you are on.

cpr:



Squirrels aren't evil, just jerks.

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wow.....suddenly this all makes so much sense to me. To think that I had actually thought that the missing sock had slipped into another dimension due to the magnetic fields created by the spinning action of the dryer. But now I can see just how ridiculous that belief had been. Damn Reptillians...I want my missing socks back!

Ok WoW. What is the horsepower and the tractive effort of a 710G3C ES T2 diesel?

What's this stuff I found on the bottom of my shoe? It tastes bitter, but I just can't place it. It doesn't really smell like anything either.

any thoughts?

Originally posted by Rasobasi420
What's this stuff I found on the bottom of my shoe? It tastes bitter, but I just can't place it. It doesn't really smell like anything either.

any thoughts?

I found this once, tasts like a Lemon, but doesn't look like one.

Know the answer to anything huh?

Well... answer me this oh wise Sage..


Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

How young can you die of old age?

Why does the word Lisp have an 'S' in it?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?

If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?

gimmefootball:



These are not technical questions I shall ask, as they are trivial and pointless to our lives in the quantum scale. The questions I shall answer are those about the stupidity of the universe, or questions of the universe that boggle you to stupidity. But the answer is 4300.

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Originally posted by Rasobasi420
What's this stuff I found on the bottom of my shoe? It tastes bitter, but I just can't place it. It doesn't really smell like anything either.

any thoughts?

It's Ectoplasm. Stop stepping on ghost slugs.

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Originally posted by Klepto
Know the answer to anything huh?

Well... answer me this oh wise Sage..


Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

How young can you die of old age?

Why does the word Lisp have an 'S' in it?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?

If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?

The real question is how old can you still die young.

Lisp has the s in it because the word was invented by someone who was trying to spell slip, as in a slip of the tongue, or slip of words.

All the money went to the worlded biggest outdoor pool (its in area 51)

Anything they want, usually fecal matter.

It could be declared a hostage situation, but cops dont get paid enough to care. They just watch them brawl and duke it out, and see which personality wins.

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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator when they know they haven't went shopping since the last time they looked in there?


How come every time you try to catch a falling glass you always knock something else off the table/counter?


Why doesn't Superman just tell her who he is and let her keep her memory?


Does the light in the trunk of a car ever really turn off?

Originally posted by adamneldon
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator when they know they haven't went shopping since the last time they looked in there?

How come every time you try to catch a falling glass you always knock something else off the table/counter?

Why doesn't Superman just tell her who he is and let her keep her memory?

Does the light in the trunk of a car ever really turn off?

People return to the refrigerator not to see if theres no food, but to see if theyre "spouse" figures on the top of theyre wedding cake come alive when they close the door.

It is fate, if something that was destined to fall was caught before its fate, the universe would implode due to a time displacement discrepancy. The only way to stop that is for something to take its place.

Because superman has commitment issues, he just likes one night stands.

Yes, ofcourse it does. But the only way to make sure is to open it repeatedly and see if you can quickly catch it off. (now go and play outside in the cold with your trunk to see if the light goes off, dont stop trying till you see it.)

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WoW why the hell is everyone always idle in chat?

why is cpr12r god?

please answer this for the worshippers wanna know

Originally posted by truttseeker
WoW why the hell is everyone always idle in chat?

Because they're all plants from the CIA, NSA, and MI6 to gather information and intelligence about specific topics. For example, Cpr is an NSA agent, looking for information on "squirrels" which is an alias codename for War protestors.

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so like say i conquered the world using an army flying under the flag of sauerkraut...what should i do next?

Originally posted by truttseeker
so like say i conquered the world using an army flying under the flag of sauerkraut...what should i do next?

Liquidate disidents, make a square named after you, and make plans to conquer the moon.

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