I've DMed quite a few games in my time... but anybody that refers to themselves as a 'Dungeon Master' outside the context of the game deserves all
the abuse they get.
Yep, I own all the 3rd Edition main books, and even the Munchkin books (great fun, just even to read, and one of the most awesome card games
ever)....but I'll never get my players away from 2nd edition....