Too quiet

Hmm.
Interesting, an international food fight.

Might as well join in...


Mwuhuhahahaha!
You sha allll be annihilated by,
THE GLORIOUS

SOVIET ONION!!!


*Launches P.I.B's (Pigs In Blankets), fires cucumber missiles.*

[edit on 1/12/2006 by iori_komei]

Behold the skies above the Soviet Onion:

I might as well join in.
YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN IN FRONT OF.....
THE UNITED BEATS OF AMERICAN-PIE!!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
(Uses Ultimate Pickle gernades and prepares the fully automatic Patato Gun Defensive System)
PREPARE! Don't do the crime if you can't do the Key-Lime!!!
(Switches on Key-Lime Pie Gun of Ultimate destruction)
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edit on 12-1-2006 by Voidmaster]

laughs at your futile attempts to breach the H. A. M. defense grid

Hmm, my missiles are gone, sad.
This calls for more drastic measures.


*Deploys rolling robo-oranges of doom*
Now go forth and destroy with your lasers of vitamin C terror!

*Readies sauerkraut bombers*

*pulls pins and starts rolling watermellon bombs*

*Activates defensive measures and repells the robo-oranges*
I laugh at your futile attempt to break my defenses. Here I go, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can never prepare yourself against my ultimate weapon!
*Walks up to control panel and presses big red button*
Control panel operator: Sir, you pressed the wrong button.
Me:What?
Control panel operator: That was the button that makes all the toliets flush simultaneously.
Me: Oh.
Me: Just activate the Ipacack Counter Strike.
control panel operator: Yes sir.
Me:MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Control panel operator:5, 4, 3, 2, 1, NOW.


[edit on 12-1-2006 by Voidmaster]

watches as sawdust and cedar chip countermeasures, neutralize the vomit wave.

Puts all nuclear potato silos on Chezcon 1. Begins a salvo of baking soda and flour mortars.

*pours maple syrup into H. A. M. defense grid control comptuer PSU

*fires over giant overripe squash to keep the evil brits' heads down*

*ducks and lobs a couple of seedless grapes.

mmmm. grapes!

*fires back with rotton tomatos*

always with the rotton stuff....

*runs for the hills

Rotton is best for food fights. Then I don't feel bad about wasting food.

*fires spud gun to make sure you keep running*

meanwhile, up in the hills....

*fires truffle catapult @ Zaphod

*releases pigs

*fires off slop chaff to distract pigs*

*fires back with herring gun*

*ducks and rolls

*whips crossbow off back

*fires off a few leeks

*ducks under table and lets leeks bounce off*

*whips out chicken cannon and fires off a bucket of extra greasy kentucky fried chicken*

*dons bowler hat and raises umbrella, fried chicken slides harmlessly off to met met with a derisory look as it hits the floor

*pulls catapult out of back pocket, fires off a couple of Ma's dumplings