Higher Lifeforms Learning From Islamic Terrorists

It's true. On January 8th a mouse conducted a suicide burning of a man's house after he unilaterally exiled the mouse from its rightful home. The UN intends to impose sanctions against the man until he gives up his land to its rightful owners, mice.

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UPDATE: Protests against the barbaric actions of the man erupted in violence in San Francisco when a counter protest began stating the man had a right to live on the land and the right to kick the mouse off of his territory.

Members of PETA and the United Front For A Palestinian And Mus Musculus Free State charged the counter protest despite police trying to stop them. All seemed to display lemming-like behavior, blowing themselves up and taking down the police and counter protesters, too.

MoveOn.org plans to run ads in support of Mus Musculus, stating that the mice being kicked off of their rightful land is just another example of "George Bush's imperialistic and fascist policies".