Sentence Story Game

I know theres a three word story game on here, but that's just not as exciting nor does it spawn as much creativity as a one sentence story game! These can get much more funny and elaborate as well as less random.

Rules: Complete the sentence the person above you had started, and keep it interesting. The main goal is to have fun!

I will start:

One day there was a kid named Alex who was walking down his block when he stumbled upon an odd looking.........

[edit on 29-12-2005 by Liquidus]

... potato which was wearing thigh high Pvc boots and a strange...

cologne...it must have been GUCCI POUR HOMME, which mean that this was no ordinary potato but a..........

just because it's harder to rack up posts doesn't mean it's less fun...........BUMP

Originally posted by Liquidus
cologne...it must have been GUCCI POUR HOMME, which mean that this was no ordinary potato but a..........

....super high density tough skinned potato, complete with...

cream and a bunch of other dressings. Soon the boy had finished his meal, left the restaurant and suddenly noticed...

...he was sweating profusely(spl?)as he was fumbling around in his pocket for...

a handkerchief, but could only manage to find his....

..pocketknife was open and the blade..

was hanging out, instantly an idea came into the boy's mind and with a sudden movement he....

One day there was a kid named Alex who was walking down his block when he stumbled upon an odd looking potato which was wearing thigh high Pvc boots and a strange cologne...it must have been GUCCI POUR HOMME, which mean that this was no ordinary potato but a super high density tough skinned potato, complete with cream and a bunch of other dressings. Soon the boy had finished his meal, left the restaurant and suddenly noticed ..he was sweating profusely(spl?)as he was fumbling around in his pocket for a handkerchief, but could only manage to find his pocketknife was open and the blade was hanging out, instantly an idea came into the boy's mind and with a sudden movement he....

...pulled out the knife and robbed the restaurant, taking a handful of cash from the till and slashing customers on the way out in a psychotic frenzy only to fall when leaving on the way out over a...

Fat lady who was sitting on the stairstep, skimming over a copy of the Cosmopolitan in one hand and eating a greasy cheeseburger in the other hand, which is why the boy.....

...robbed the restaurant in the first place,he was wanting that issue of cosmo for....

his girlfriend, and partner in crime who was waiting in a white van right outside, watching him make his way toward the vehicle.....

...when all of a sudden he stopped dead in his tracks and......

for another hour because when he fell he became parapleigic and had to comando crawl and the van was really far away ...l

so his partner in crime, becoming impatient decided to drive right up to him but accidentaly ended up driving right over him resulting in...

his legs being amputated but they were deadweight anyway.

Behold! The Great Sizz-Lorr (Burger Lord of All SPACE AND TIME!!!) has materialized to this realm and plans on making replacement legs made of meat*.








































*actual meat product may contain no actual meat

which would then be put on to amputees then making them become slaves to the sizz lord's evil war/meatgrinding machine!