ATS trash bin access

Originally posted by yeahright
I'm sure 99% of it is not worth looking at. But there was a thread recently that had me ROFL that's now trashed. In fact, One Man Short was going pretty good in there. I saw he'd made the last post, and it was trashed before I could get to it.

But then, I do have a twisted sense of humor.

Oh...that would be the Beatle's "Paul is Dead" hoax finally explained thread.

I am sure that was trashed because it explained everything in the universe as seen by member thfoth05, contributing member since Dec 7 with 9 posts...it's all Skeptics fault for hidding the truth!

- One Man Short ®

That's the one. It was a howler. If there's a "Trash Bin Hall of Fame", I nominate that thread.

Alright, I no longer want access to the trash bin, you talked me out of it.

However, it is not because I am not curious of what is in there, it is because I can tell I'd be broke after all the 'black box of ignorance' royalty payments and having to pay extra for those 34 viruses.

No thanks - I've changed my mind, but thanks for scaring me away.

Another satisfied ATS customer!

One Man Short, you can have a cut of my cut of the $100 from TC

---Pineapple

Originally posted by godservant
Alright, I no longer want access to the trash bin, you talked me out of it.

However, it is not because I am not curious of what is in there, it is because I can tell I'd be broke after all the 'black box of ignorance' royalty payments and having to pay extra for those 34 viruses.

No thanks - I've changed my mind, but thanks for scaring me away.

Now don't get discouraged so quickly.

As you can see there are three convenient sizes, and three price structures / per use of The Black Box of Ignorance to choose from.

There is one right for everyone!







- One Man Short ®






[edit on 20-12-2005 by One Man Short of Manhood]

When Thomas Crowne becomes a millionaire from selling people trash, I hope he releases a book on how he made his millions so that I can buy it , and realize im the reason hes rich.

It's totally the coolest when ya are able to read a post moments before it is trashed and the member is banned. Good times.

Originally posted by djohnsto77
Actually, I think it must be a toss-up between the Complaints and Trash Bin forum for most entertaining forum on ATS...

Once upon a time, I did have access to Complaints, and wow,

I bet! Man, I'm not so curious about the complaints and trash bin as I am about certain member bannings... I guess it's good decorum, but I swear, someone will get banned and it's like *jedi mind trick* "There Never Was a Member Named [That Guy]" and yer like *blank stare* "THERE NEVER WAS A MEMBER NAMED [THAT GUY]."

Zip

Originally posted by godservant
Alright, I no longer want access to the trash bin, you talked me out of it.

A true dumpster diver would never give up this easily. You must be a novice my dear.

LET ME AT THE TRASH

Wupy

Just read any of my posts... They're pretty much trash... so I've been told.

What really sucks is that I written some of my best material only to hit the "post reply" button and find out the thread's been trashed.

Peace

If you've ever been out back behind the ATS headquarters,..




All your going to find amungst some threads, are beer cans,
boxes of unused voter ballots, ...

... and TC's old car when he was just a mod.

[edit on 20-12-2005 by smirkley]

Ah the few sweet times I've gotten to see a thread just seconds before its been trashed.

As has been said a few times here, it's called the 'trash bin' for a reason, because its contents are, well, trash. Stuff you don't want to see, so it is trashed to avoid overcrowding of the forums with double posts or nonsensical ravings and ramblings.

Glad to see you've been dissuaded.

And besides, there's already a forum with paid access to super secret threads, its called RATS

--Kit.

I know that if I was given the opportunity, I'd dive right to the bottom of the barrel and read my way out.

It's really amazing what you can find out when you look through someones trash.

There are many fond memories in that trash can- some from me...I get nostalgic...
Who can forget the fights, the false information, the cursing, and the ones looking for a dating service here...

I'd give it all away to take a peek again.

Originally posted by spliff4020
Just read any of my posts... They're pretty much trash... so I've been told.

Come on, spliff4020.
What is considered commentary trash is relative in most cases.
You know that.

Keep pounding away, wrong or right.




seekerof

[edit on 20-12-2005 by Seekerof]

Anything done by the Colonel but most importantly I want "Jesus Was Black" back.

Originally posted by Agent47
Anything done by the Colonel but most importantly I want "Jesus Was Black" back.

jesus was a black man!!!

My gosh thats a blast from the past. All the colorful race arguments but somehow I don't have such an eager appetite after reading the first page alone. But thanks for putting up the results, I'm gonn alook at them later when its 4am and no one is on ATS.

Originally posted by Agent47

and no one is on ATS.

Good morning thousands of miles and big blue seas east of you.

No one at ATS? That does not happen.

You must have been away a long time, good to see you made it back to ATS.