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Originally posted by Thomas Crowne
Before you go to bed, drink a pack of Alka Seltzer. Place an open can of Mountain Dew on the night stand, along with a glass of water and 2 packs of Alka Seltzer. When you wake up in the morning, drink the stale can of M-D, drink the two packets of Alka Seltzer, and lay in bed for 15 minutes or so.