now the RIAA has sued the wrong people!

www.wired.com...

funny stuff. if the only thing they're using to tie downloaded files to the computers that downloaded them are IP addresses, they're in for an uphill battle. the vast majority of internet users don't have static IP addresses, they switch every so often.

but since this is practically guaranteed to happen again, more stories about grandparents being accused of downloading songs like 'thug life' will be entertaining.

MC

I find your comment to be reprehensible and ageist.

Although I am not a grandparent.

Originally posted by MorningtonCrescent
www.wired.com...

but since this is practically guaranteed to happen again, more stories about grandparents being accused of downloading songs like 'thug life' will be entertaining.

Ever see "Jacka$$," when Johnny Knoxville was done up like an old man, and he and that woman were in the car rapping??
Yeah, that's what's going on here. That sweet innocent sexagenarian is really a wily twentysomething done up in fancy latex makeup! And that Mac she claims to use to email her "grandchildren," that's wearing makeup too. It's really a Gateway running Kazaa, iMesh, AND SoulSeek!!

/RIAA mindset

-B.

Originally posted by Banshee
Ever see "Jacka$$," when Johnny Knoxville was done up like an old man, and he and that woman were in the car rapping??
Yeah, that's what's going on here. That sweet innocent sexagenarian is really a wily twentysomething done up in fancy latex makeup! And that Mac she claims to use to email her "grandchildren," that's wearing makeup too. It's really a Gateway running Kazaa, iMesh, AND SoulSeek!!

/RIAA mindset

-B.

YES! that's got to be what happened! it's really the only logical explaination!

and MA, I don't know if you know any grandparents that download gangata rap, but I don't. (if you do, they're way cooler than my grandparents )

# em, # hard..



RIAA..



If i would ever be sued for downloading something..

I would make somebody to pay for that with his/hers life.



They are rich enough.. they should leave to poor people alone, say i.

Fruity Nutcake

(MC DON"T DOWNLOAD HER STUFF or she will sue your pants off)

At her age, Fruity is glad to still be alive, let alone on some web page! Adored by the young, old, and practically deceased, she was recently honored as a VH1 "Rock & Roll Record Breaker" as the world's oldest rap artist! Here's some of her acclaimed "Granny Rap".

I'm Fruity Nutcake The Senior Earthquake
My body sags like week old cheesecake.

Today I shake my hips and pelvis
Tomorrow could be dead as Elvis

Diabetes, hypertension
I take too many pills to mention

I rap the East, I rap the West
That's why I need my bullet proof vest

I go all night I love to scream
Believe me I'm your grandpa's dream

I'll make a move on any man
Hey have you seen my diaphragm?

I am fantastic and collosal
The nation's only living fossil

When Bill Gates plays in my front yard
His MicroSoft gets Big&Hard

Oh I got style and I got grace
My grandson moshes on my face

I'm sayin' "da bomb" I'm sayin' "yo"
What this stuff means, I'd love to know!


Note: Ms. Nutcake requests prompt bookings, as she might pass away at any time. If she does, in fact, drop dead before or during her performance, her heirs will cheerfully refund your deposit-no questions asked!

And, dying in 1997:

Jeanne Calment, aged 122 years and 153 days, a confirmed smoker, drinker and, until Aug. 4 last, the oldest person in the world. She was also the world's oldest rap artist, cutting a disc when she was 120.

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Fruity Nutcake

(MC DON"T DOWNLOAD HER STUFF or she will sue your pants off)

MA, where the hell do you find this stuff??
and no, I won't download her stuff. trust me. :shudder: