7 reasons unmarried couples are more likely to split

They’re not married

They’re not going out

They don’t know each other

They do know each other

They’ve killed each other

They want to avoid the years and years of pent-up frustration and anguish and overwhelming despair that inevitably result from being legally bound to the same stultifying, overweight, under-sexed splodge for the rest of their natural life

One of them is Pete Doherty

lol.
The final reason is the winner in my opinion. That guy is a tit!

Final one. Thats it

Did you know Pete Doherty is actually quite tall? I thought he was suppose to be small, but he's still a bell end.

LMAO! Funniest post I've read so far today. That's a classic, "Did u know he's quite tall... he's still a bellend".