Post your Greatest Movie Quote

Blain: "Bunch of slack-jawed fa**ots around here...(holds up plug of tobacco)... this stuff will make you a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus...just like me."

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Blain: "I ain't got time to bleed."


- Predator

Quote(s)

Evil Dead II:
"Groovy"

HellRaiser:
"your suffering will be legendary, Even in hell"

KILL BILL:
"Revenge is a dish best served cold."

i could go on forever. heh.

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

Eddie: Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour



Ellen: Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that.
Aunt Bethany: Oh dear, did I break wind?
Uncle Lewis: Jesus, did the room clear out,


Todd Chester stares in horror at Eddie draining the RV toilet]
Eddie: Merry Christmas. Sh1tt3r was full.




Merry Christmas!

[edit on 14-12-2005 by chissler]

Duuude -Every teen movie ever made

Originally posted by whaaa
Defoe in "Apocalypse Now" "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

That was Robert Duvall.

Grady, I stand corrected.

"it aint fittin, it just aint fittin"

Mammy in GWTW

Ace Ventura

"*blip* Captains Log, Stardate 28.3 rounded off to the nearest decimal....
We've......TRAVELED Back in time to save an ancient species from total annililation. ......SO Far we haven't found Snowfake, but I'm going to find him.
If I have to tear this universe another black hole I am GOING to find him....because I've GOT TO, MISTER. *BLip*"

The Matrix

"you own an apartment, you pay your taxes and........you help your laidlady carry out her garbage.....The other life is vested in computers were you go by the hacker alias Neo and is guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for.......One of these lives has a future. The other Does Not."

Dr. Strangelove

"You cant let the RUSSIAN ambassador in here, why he'd see everything! He'd...he'd see the big board!"

"Oh what a load of commie bull....."

Originally posted by chissler
Also one i am forgetting; from my signature that I just realized;

The Usual Suspects

Verbal Kint - The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist

Ooohhh yes, I wanted to post that but was going through to see if it had already been done! Great choice! I also like:

What do you do when you shoot at the devil and miss?

Or something along those lines!

Friday after next -

Cop: And was it a black man that did this ?
DaeDae: nawww it was a n***a that did this!

2001 A Space Odyssey.

Hal: I've just picked up a fault in AE35 unit, it's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.

Whaaa and 12m8keall2c, not to rain on either of your parade's but it is actually " Frankly, MY DEAR I don't give a damm"

[Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude]
Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

The Dude: God damn you Walter! You #in' asshole! Everything's a #in' travesty with you, man! And what was all that # about Vietnam? What the #, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the # are you talking about?



Memorable Quotes from
The Big Lebowski (1998)
Donny: Phone's ringing, Dude.
The Dude: Thank you, Donny.
Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
The Dude: That's a great plan, Walter. That's #in' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss #in' watch.
[Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude]
Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
The Dude: # sympathy! I don't need your #in' sympathy, man, I need my #ing johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
The Dude: God damn you Walter! You #in' asshole! Everything's a #in' travesty with you, man! And what was all that # about Vietnam? What the #, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the # are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.
Walter Sobchak: I told those #s down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as #
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: don't #ing roll! Shomer shabbos!

The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That #ing bitch...
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the # up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

and the best one

Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest #? What's this bull#? I don't #in' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the #s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have #ed you in the ass Saturday. I # you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

"When there is no more Room in Hell, the Dead will Walk the Earth."


"Explain this!" - followed by machine gun fire


"Hellllooo!!!! Is there anybody out there??? Hellooo!!!!"

here's 2 of my favorites that I didn't see mentioned:

"Fear is the mind killer" - Dune

"Forgiveness is between him and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting" - Man on Fire

This is not in a movie but it gave me a good laugh yesterday watching the Simpsons.

Homer says this over the thought of going to work in a Pink shirt rather then the standard white...

Homer: I'm not popular enough to be different... uhhhhhh D'ohhhh!

From Boondock Saints(greatest movie ever):
Rocco: I cant go to the store for a packa smokes without runnin into nine guys you've f#.
There's so many others in that movie.

Originally posted by 12m8keall2c

Originally posted by whaaa

Originally posted by 12m8keall2c
H. Bogart:
"Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn"

Close: It was Clark Gable in "Gone with the Wind"

Yeah, for some odd reason I was confusing it with Bogey and Bacall in Casablanca :shk: But hey?! It's tired and I'm late ... or something like that

the actual quote was "frankly my dear, i dont give a damn."

and whaaa.....it wasnt defoe in apocolypse now that said "i love the smell of napalm in the morning," it was robert duval.

and now comes the warn for excessive quoting...regardless of the fact that all the quotes were pertinent....five will get ya ten....any takers? :bash:

[edit on 23-12-2005 by snafu7700]

From Forrest Gump:

Life is like a box of chocolates, never know what you're gonna get.

Gosh I l,ove that movie...

Wait. There are 3 Friday movies ImJaded? which one did I miss? Man I gotta get out more.

From the movie "Serenity" which I just saw last night.
Scene: Captain Mel Renyolds is standing in the cockpit watching his pilot, nicknamed Wash, fly his ship onto a planet. A bit of metal is ripped off the ship.
Reynolds: What was that!?
Wash: Uhhh...
Reynolds: Was that the Primary Bumper Panel!?
Wash: Not sure.
*Ship shakes dangerously*
Reynolds: Did the Primary Bumper Panel just fall off of my ship!?!
Wash: I'd say it did.
Reynolds: *Cusses in a different language and grabs intercomm* This is your Captain, we may be experiancing some slight turbulance, and then explode.
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That always cracks me up!
BTW, "Serenity" is THE best movie in existence and everyone whose reading this should watch that movie.