A Real Conspiracy.

I've discovered the ultimate conspiracy. And it's true because it happens all the time.

Radio stations have put a GPS transmitter in our cars, and a microphone and transmitter inside, so they can tell when we sing along, or turn up the radio. Then when we're almost home, they start playing the songs we like, so we can't hear the end of them. We either miss the end of the song, or sit in the driveway looking like fools. It's a conspiracy!

What really gets me is when you are listening to an engaging program on NPR or maybe a local talk/news channel which started just before you got home. Since most programs on these stations are 5, maybe ten, minutes long, this usually isn't a problem.

But every now and then, it turns out that you just started listening to a half hour show!!