Nice Guy Seeks Forum

Hi all, I'm Paralaxx obviously (Parallax). I'm just a guy looking to learn some things not normally heard. Mainstream conspiricies are, well mainstream. It seems like I could find a conspiracy on more subjects here. I've never gone to college, but I'm into Psychology and Anthropology. Physics is nice but I can't do math, so I cannot verify what I learn. I'm somewhere between Buddhism and Taoism, but studying religions is an interest of mine. I'm a poor speller too.

Glad you could make it, come on in and sit a spell…

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Hello Paralaxx and welcome to ATS

Welcome to ATS. If you want conspiracies you definitly come to the right place. We are some of the most jumpy and suspicious people on the face of the earth. Welcome to the boards.

m/w/f here!

Seek and you shall find! I hope you enjoy your stay here and share in all the information with us.

We can always use nice people, enjoy your long stay here at the great ATS!

Greetings,

Let me welcome you into the commonality known as ATS. It is with great amusement that I christen you an ATS'er after such an extensive time on the banks peering into the watercourse so to speak.

I only hope that we, as a community, can live up to the great expectations placed upon us, and every other tenderfoot constituent, that sets mouse and cursor upon the pilgrimage to "contradict unenlightenment" (DENY IGNORANCE).

With that I bid Godspeed to you and yours ATS. May we encounter one another again my friend in
benevolent banter as we deliberate conspiracy topics!

- One Man Short ®


[edit on 26-11-2005 by One Man Short of Manhood]

What a load of.........

Seriously, you brought tears to mine eyes with your beautiful and hospitable welcome!

What a gift for words. God Bless you all.