Freedom of Speech, is it real?

Ok testing the freedom of speech here. Lets see, if you could say anything to anybody what would you say?

To President Bush? I'd say "Give it up"

To my mother I'd say "It's ok now"

To my ex-husband I'd say "Bite me you goof!"

To Christians I'd say "Save yourself"

I know I will probably not ever get the chance to say these things but it's kind of nice to think about once in awhile. Even if I did say what I wanted chances are nothing would change. Still though I like thinking about these things.

So anyway I cant seem to find a site that explains that freedom of speech really isn't all that free, any suggestions, I would be grateful.

[edit on 19-11-2005 by Zaimless]

here's a site
plato.stanford.edu...