Its about time.

greetings and salutations everyone.

After ages of lurking and prowling through these message boards, I have finally decided to become a member. I dont even remember how I stumbled onto this place to begin with, but I'm glad I did!

There are so many things here that interest me. The conspiracies, sciences, the paranormal, and the extraterestrial investigations and arguments. Hell, I wont post all my interests...just know that almost everything here interests me

Here's to a good start ladies and gentlemen. Thanks for this phenominal site.

Atomic Platypus

Welcome to ATS Atomic Platypus.

Enjoy the vast amount of posts on this forum.

Glad you could make it, come on in and sit a spell…

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Greetings Monkeys, not just for saying "Hi" anymore...

Hey there!

welcome to the site dude, i hope; like me, you'll enjoy the this great on-line community ? Its a friendley place with a wealth of knowledge compiled by talented and dedicated users..... i am the other hand do not class my self as one yet, but however if you want to talk absolute trash in chat? i will be happy to oblige!

welcome.

Regards.

Atomic platypus... well thats a scary thought...the last time I go down to the river to watch them playing...

welcome aboard, you will have much fun around here and much learning.....

yup as as Mr Fett said, only 200 posts till you can come listen to me sprout mills and boon romances in chat...

Sprout mills...boon romances?

Huh?

Sometimes I think English is a whole new language for me.

yup as as Mr Fett said, only 200 posts till you can come listen to me sprout mills and boon romances in chat...

i love it when you do that.......

as he gazed deep into her baby blue eyes, her heart felt it would burst with passion......oh Nevermind...

Greetings Atomic Platypus,

Let me welcome you into the commonality known as ATS. It is with great amusement that I christen you an ATS'er after such an extensive time on the banks peering into the watercourse so to speak.

I only hope that we, as a community, can live up to the great expectations placed upon us, and every other tenderfoot constituent, that sets mouse and cursor upon the pilgrimage to "contradict unenlightenment" (DENY IGNORANCE).

With that I bid Godspeed to you and yours ATS. May we encounter one another again my friend in benevolent banter as we deliberate conspiracy topics!

- One Man Short!


[edit on 16-11-2005 by One Man Short of Manhood]