ThreadKillers Anonymous

a reply to: hutch622 Ha, ha you silly boy! You didn't see me all curled up in the darkened corner, now did you?

If you spout any more rubbish like that, I will unleash my dreaded NinjaKittyyFleas and I'm sure you don't want that, now do you?

Where is my Beloved, Magnificent and Master over all he surveys, the Great Lord Zaphod, peace and blessing be upon him

Do fleas kill ? Just annoy?
a reply to: luxbaclos1

a reply to: donlashway

They're infected with a horrible illness that will make you itch for 7 years. There is no cure or alleviation for this illness.

a reply to: Zaphod58

true story

en.wikipedia.org...

a reply to: hutch622

I'd bite too, if some klutz stepped on me...

a reply to: seagull

I live in Australia and to honest blue rings are the only thing that scare me . Had one loose in the boat after being pulled up in a crab net , with a youngish family on board . Damn thing was like the baby out of the first alien movie . Flashing blue all over and if you think 2 legs is fast try eight .

a reply to: hutch622

I've dealt with octopus in the commercial fishing business back in my younger days. They weren't poisonous, but they could put a hurtin' on you. Faster then they look, especially fresh out of the water.

Add poison that potent into the mix? Oh, hell no... You couldn't get me in the water down under. Damn critters want to eat you, or poison you, or poison you then eat you.

Run into a freshie/saltie, I'd probably save 'em the effort of killing me, and drop dead from terror...and we won't even discuss the snakes.

Timber rattlers are bad enough, they'll give you warning... Down there? Sneaky snakes.

I do, someday want to visit, but you'll have to do something about the snakes. Even platypus' are poisonous.

signing up for my shot at the title

a reply to: stonerwilliam

Not today.

originally posted by: seagull
a reply to: stonerwilliam

Not today.

^^^

a reply to: Zaphod58

O Rly?

a reply to: seagull

Yep, really.

Still they come ...

a reply to: Timely

Like moths to the flame.

a reply to: Zaphod58

nope, just kidding.

a reply to: seagull

This thread will never die.

a reply to: Zaphod58

Seems unlikely, doesn't it?

a reply to: seagull

About as unlikely as members of the Spanish Inquisition bursting into your living room.

Dude...141 pages and ten years later.... There will ALWAYS be thread killers.

a reply to: kosmicjack

Yeah, the irony is strong in this thread.