ThreadKillers Anonymous

Better get him a double dose Zap !

reply to post by Timely


He likes to walk around pretending he's important because of that whole "moderator" thing. We just humor him then ignore him. One day we'll tell him the only reason he's a moderator is because they felt sorry for him because he was being picked on by pretty much everyone. Even the ATS cat was mean to him.

reply to post by Zaphod58

I was wondering why he wears a chop around his neck ...

reply to post by Timely


Funny story that.

He decided he could get the ATS cat to be friends if he just used food. So he showed up one day with a chop tied around his neck. Well that afternoon as he was walking down the hall, the cat snuck up behind him, untied it with a claw, grabbed it and ran. Well the fourth or fifth day this happened, he showed up with it on a chain, written one of those fancy locks you can only open with a key. Well, by this point the cat was bored with the game and wouldn't come near him. A few days later we noticed the chop wasn't looking or smelling too good. Come to find out, when he went home that first night, he set the key for the lock down, and lost it. He's been trying to find someone to get it open ever since.

Had to bust the lock....was the only way....

reply to post by Gazrok


That was a really nice lock too. I bet it was expensive.

Got a laser light pen at the dollar store...kitty likes that better anyhow....

Originally posted by Gazrok
Hehe...victims pic...

reply to post by sonnny1


You know people don't post after him because of the smell right? Even though he got the chop off, he leaves a horrible odor behind wherever he goes.

Originally posted by Gazrok
Hehe...victims pic...

That's impressive! I think a prize or trophy or "attaboy" is in order. Also, you missed circling one.

reply to post by Zaphod58

Now it looks like he thinks he is the cop father of Arrows' conquests.

Throwing unicorn spawn into the air, regardless of residual chop !

It just doesn't happen like that ...

Intervention - suggested !

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
I think a qualification or entry standard ought to be set, such as "here are the 100 threads that I am the last poster on".

Oh my god. I'm a serial killer and I didn't know it until now.

reply to post by RedCairo


Hold out your wallet, and repeat after Zaph ....

I am sure the Grand Master and holder of the " Order Of The Manky Chop ",

shall be along duly ...

Amuse yourself with your last post - whilst you wait.

And THAT was the reason why I got bored with the game. That damned chop was ripe when he first walked in to the club house.

As for the gentleman with the laser pen, silly boy! This Orange & Ginger Marmalade tomcat is impervious to the prancing light as I am far too fat and lazy. Now, had it been a Mature Cheddar Cheese Lasagne, you may have tempted me.

You may even have got a reaction if you pushed a large plate of Mature Cheddar Cheese glazed doughnuts under my delicate nose. But you didn't, did you? Technology will be the death of human-kind. Mark my mews!

reply to post by Zaphod58


By inviting thread killers such as myself to post on the thread killing thread, are you not essentially, killing your own thread?

Well played. And clever!!

can i be a housecat

reply to post by exiteternity


We have a housecat, but you can be a houseanyotheranimalyouchoosebutadog. And absolutely NO ELEPHANTS. That experiment was a disaster. I used to make new members clean up the clubhouse after them until we finally got them outside.

reply to post by Zaphod58


Remember the Aardvark / Bush Pig thing !??

Still rofl'n at that !

*slaps knee ...

reply to post by Timely


I tried really hard to block that memory thankyouverymuch. That took MONTHS to get out of the carpet.

reply to post by Zaphod58


All good.

We can try again with the NEW house animal ...