Angry Monkey Vs. Sharp twigs

So I had a real cool dream last night… I was doing the usual, you know, hopping around with the teletubbies abusing them and such, and then suddenly I found myself in the middle of the woods. There were two other guys who you can tell by just one glance that their IQ is about 2 and their brain will flake off any minute. They start running like girls, and I ofcourse, run along like an idiot. So after a few minutes, I figure I’ll glace behind to see who I’m running from. It was a very very angry monkey with fangs! So fast forward a few scenes and I end up at the foot of this huge staircase. All I remember is Monkey, twigs, and nowhere to go. I do my little kung fu action in slow motion and poked some monkey eyeballs out, followed by a full graphic disembowelment. Monkey dead, and two girly-man-girls running up the stairs in horror….To be continued…
You know I think I’m a genius. I figured out the meaning of this dream. It’s a sign that I should start producing Reality Shows.
P.S. Who wants to invest in such a lucrative idea?