Sesame Street, Muppets, and the American Empire

Anyways, yes, I'm still leaving, but this story was too funny not to post:

news.bbc.co.uk...

It's from a BBC editorialist who claims that the USA is using the likes of Elmo and Big Bird to slowly assimilate the children of the world. He also claims that the US Army funds, in part, Sesame street.

Hmmn... and other empires have just relied on epic poetry...

Anyways, the article is pretty interesting and, to be frank, I give kudos to the US government for being so perfectly Machiavellian.

I guess this guy was on to something...

Here's a shot from the last National Security Council Meeting:






"Elmo say, send 1,000 military advisors to the Phillipines!"

there not from america, they have no humans, there very alien, they life on some funny planet, they live underground.

Teletubbies are creepy....

Oscar the Grouch, "So...you don't like big brother eh?"
*smashes a garbage can lid over your head*

Next, Burt and Ernie are really trying to force gay acceptance on our youth! Film at 11!

On the other hand heres the Sesame Street Crew....

barney is a part of it. he is evil. Only sick minds would come up with that.

I love you, you love me, were one happy family....

getting kids in tune with "new world order".

be afraid, be very afraid..........

www.geocities.com...

I see that Fury posted the infamous 'Evil Bert' picture...

Here's the story on it, from snopes.com:

www.snopes.com...


It seems that, in the wake of 9-11, people all over the muslim world were looking for photos of Osama. Without thinking, one printer pulled a shot of Osama off of a site called 'Evil Bert' or something like that... well, again, not noticing his boffo, he made several thousand posters showing evil bert on the shoulder of bin Laden.

Read the snopes story and look at the photos. they're hilarious.

[Edited on 3-9-2003 by onlyinmydreams]

If you'll notice, Bert seems to show up everywhere! Insanity! He's the Muppet-of-Sin!

...Cookie Monsters version of NWO...complete cookie domination...

Originally posted by Skadi_the_Evil_Elf
barney is a part of it. he is evil. Only sick minds would come up with that.

I love you, you love me, were one happy family....

getting kids in tune with "new world order".

be afraid, be very afraid..........

Whats more perverse than the teletubbies? Bunch of freaks dancing around with a sun in the sky with a baby's face in it. AGHHHH!>

i would prefer the muppets to the teletubbies any day.
The teletubbies look too ridiculous and mediocre for my tastes. At least the sesame street muppets have more character or more personality.