posted on Sep, 2 2005 @ 08:31 AM
I'm not a mod but I think I've been around long enough to learn how it works.
You see first you have to audition in front of the three amigos, and a panel of current mods. First off you have to do a talent show. Then comes the
swimsuit contest, then you must run through hoops of fire, get milk for the mod lounge, run back to the store and get beer for the mod lounge, get
Skeptic his coffee, pet Skippy, and then sneek into Area 51.
Then you have to sacrifice a kitten in the name of Emperor SimonGray, sacrifice countless trolls to Skeptic, sacrifice your first child to Springer
(if you don't have children adopt a newbie), all while doing a rain dance in a swimsuit thats still in style. After all you have to do is walk on
water and then strike down a mod in battle.
Simple isn't it? I didn't put enough cream in Skeptic's coffee so I failed early on in the test.
Thats the easy way. The other way involves making some really good posts, following the rules, being a really nice helpful person, and it wouldn't
hurt to suck up to the three amigos every once in a while. But seriously, just be an outstanding member and you might just get invited. As for me,
I'm still practicing for the former way of being a mod, now how am I supposed to get beer for the mod lounge at my age?