posted on Sep, 18 2002 @ 06:38 PM
Well, ever wonder why Drano Max says do not drink? Turns out it eats away the stomach lining. Well, if you don't get stomach pumped soon enough.
Also, why does coffee say hot when hot? Only way to tell if it hot is to stick finger in, yelp and pull hand back, and pour rest in lap while
driving to work.
Then, microwave says do not put metal utensils(sp?) in it. I put them in, nothing happened. But when I turned it on, oh that was a show. Of
course, had to buy a new microwave.
Also, gilica(sp?) gel packs that say do not eat, don't. Friend put some in my food, about three hours later my stomach was getting pumped. Little
punk paid bill, but I wasn't able to eat for about a day.
Well, I know why those warnings are there, because curiosity nearly killed the moron a few times. I mean, if they didn't want you to do it, why
would they tell you not to? It just screams do it.