What would you say if...

What would you say if a disabled sober tramp asked you for change?

Want a job?
What would you say if he took me up on the offer?

I'll do my best!

WWYSI:

Someone did a heroic act, and you were mistaken for them. You were being applauded for your good work.

What would you say to this

I'd correct them straight away. You'd only end up being caught out anyway by the karma gods.

What would you say if you were offered a million $s for not divulging a really important scientific discovery from the public?

If it was to the benefit of the society not to know, then sure. If it was something that would wipe out mankind, then I would not hide it.

WWYSI:

Your daughter married Donald Trump

I would slap her and tell her to get a proper job.

WWYSI (should be changed to what would you do)

You were drafted for the army to fight in Iraq next month?

Im Canadian, nothing to worry about!

What would you say if Canada invased USA

What would you say if Canada invased USA

Who is the leader of the invasion? Red Green?
What would you say if the Possum lodge did indeed lead the invasion?

Yay haha gutted USA!

What would you say if USA invaded Canada?

Sheet!

What would you say if WWII was a complete hoax?

Be annoyed at my Grandad for lying so convincingly (he was a founder of the R.A.F)

What would you do if you woke up and realised everyone on the planet had dissapeared apart from Michael Jackson who follows you constantly asking to be your friend?

What would you do if you woke up and realised everyone on the planet had dissapeared apart from Michael Jackson who follows you constantly asking to be your friend?

Commit self-immolation (burn myself) Would want to leave a body for him to be interested in.

What would you say / do, if you were the only person left on the earth period?

Party my ass off non stop, drive the best cars all over the place. and then probably commit suicide after a few days.

What would you say if you found out you were an accident and your parents filed a huge lawsuit with the condom company after your birth?

That would actually be one of the worst nightmares I could think of. I'd probably explore the world and its secrets as much as I could But I'd probably get too depressed and kill myself.

What would you do if you found out someone really close to you was a murderer?

Stay away from me! and then probably call the authorities.

I'll repeat my previous one since we missed out on it.

What would you say if you found out you were an accident and your parents filed a huge lawsuit with the condom company after your birth?

What would you say if you found out you were an accident and your parents filed a huge lawsuit with the condom company after your birth?

Easy "Mom, Dad, Show me the money!" I deserve it too!

What would you say do, if you found yourself on a neverending Meerry-go-round and could not get off?

I'll quote Adam Sandler on this one,

Somebody Kill me please! I'm on my knee's, Pretty Pretty Please!! Killl ME! I want to Dieeeeee!



WWYSI:

You were on a Ferris Wheel by yourself and the guy working it went on break and fell asleep. This happened to me before. I enjoyed it though.

Visiting amusement parks late in the night when the place is empty can be dangerous

Go to sleep, make sure I take a dump on the seat before I leave and press charges.

What would you do if your best friend was a coc aine dealer?

When were you ever my best friend?

What would you say if you went into work and you were fired

What would you say if you went into work and you were fired

Not again! How can I fire myself?
WWYSD if the world suddenly turned upside down and inside out?

Haha! I'd go to sleep, make sure I take a dump on the seat before I leave and press charges.

What would you do if somebody slashed your car tyres and you knew who it was?