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posted on Mar, 20 2006 @ 10:25 PM

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well...I guess it's bedtime.

What would you say if you came home and your giant-sized terrarium was knocked over, and the 9 rattlesnakes which previously inhabited it were nowhere to be found? (this actually happened to a friend of mine...)

apocalypticon

posted on Mar, 20 2006 @ 10:27 PM

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aaauuuuggggghhhhhh...that last post was meant for chissler, not sasquatch!!!!

iori_komei

posted on Mar, 20 2006 @ 10:27 PM

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D*M SLOW WEIRD COMPUTER, MAKES ME REDO A POST WHEN i DID'NT NEED TO.

Anyways, to answer the question, I'd say "Oh sh*t!"

What would you say if a religios zealot came at you with a flamethrower that shot holy water?

[edit on 3/20/2006 by iori_komei]

apocalypticon

posted on Mar, 20 2006 @ 10:31 PM

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I didn't know you could still have "flashbacks" after all these years...

what would you say if your wife came in and said she was going to Peru for 3 weeks?

chissler

posted on Mar, 20 2006 @ 10:37 PM

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I'd say when did I marry my girlfriend?

What would you say if you began to sleepwalk all the time?

AYBABTU

posted on Mar, 21 2006 @ 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by chissler
What would you say if you began to sleepwalk all the time?

Well, at least I'm getting some sleep!

What would you say if I joined ATS because a friend turned me onto these games?

Majic

posted on Mar, 21 2006 @ 01:05 AM

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I would say, "Game on!"

What would you say if they made me a moderator?

AYBABTU

posted on Mar, 21 2006 @ 01:11 AM

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It says you are a moderator!

What would you say if they made ME a moderator? (I joined today!)

kojac

posted on Mar, 21 2006 @ 02:55 AM

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Who are you sleeping with?

What would you say if you couldn't tell the differance between asleep and awake?

chissler

posted on Mar, 21 2006 @ 08:12 AM

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How much, Where at, Who from? Good drugs you got their

What would you say if all sporting leagues ceased to exist after tonight

Mechanic 32

posted on Mar, 21 2006 @ 08:16 AM

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Hooray, I don't like sports anyway...

What would you say if your favorite sports team invited you to play with them??

chissler

posted on Mar, 21 2006 @ 08:18 AM

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Sweet

What would you say if you won the lotto, but was disqualified for some unknown reason to yourself

Mechanic 32

posted on Mar, 21 2006 @ 08:21 AM

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:bnghd:

:w:

and rats!

what would you say if you found that your bank acct no longer existed!??

chissler

posted on Mar, 21 2006 @ 08:21 AM

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Where the **** is my money?

What would you say if you opened your account to find 10x what should be there?

Mechanic 32

posted on Mar, 21 2006 @ 08:27 AM

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I would go straight to the manager and tell him/her of the accounting error....promptly after I made a substantial withdrawal

what would you say if someone left a bag of dog dodoo on your front door step??

Majic

posted on Mar, 21 2006 @ 08:35 AM

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I would say, "Odd, I could have sworn I canceled The New York Times."

What would you say if a bird walked up and coughed on you?

chissler

posted on Mar, 21 2006 @ 08:36 AM

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Cover your beak!

What would you say if someone walked up and spit in your face?

Mechanic 32

posted on Mar, 21 2006 @ 08:48 AM

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Give me a kleenex, you son of a @#$%^.

What would you say if weekends were permanently canceled??

chissler

posted on Mar, 21 2006 @ 09:19 AM

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Expect me to be drunk tomorrow boss

What would you say if a baby kitten was found on your doorstep

Mechanic 32

posted on Mar, 21 2006 @ 09:35 AM

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Dinner! Well, maybe just a snack. I am a big cat y'know.

What would you say if you found a rattlesnake in your car??