What would you say if...

Dang it, now my reply won't show up until I post this, at which point I should probably edit it out or something.

You know, one liners and all.

Hey, then again, I may be safe!

What would you say if you were invited to explore the catacombs of the Field Museum only to discover a relic that creates a new species as they lock down the building?

"See honey, that's where babies come from."

What would you say if I took one shoe from each pair?

I would say, "Pare and pair alike."

What would you say if I drew a cartoon that caused peace to break out around the world?

I'd say nothing.

I would just watch and smile.

tsk tsk... need to add your own.

What would you say if you found out jerry rice is in a dance contest?

Oh...my...god.

What would you say if I walked up to you and kissed you?

Id tell my girlfriend


What would you say if I kicked you in the ass?

I would laugh, because my $6000 titanium ass-plates finally paid off!

What would you say if I told you I could get you the number of a guy named Lenny down at the docks who will implant titanium plates in your butt for six thousand dollars?

[edit on 23-2-2006 by The Parallelogram]

I would say I can think of alot of things to do with $6000.

What would you say if you walked in on your spouse doing things to your pet?

Whats for dinner darling?

What would you say if your best mates trousers were on fire?

About it.....


What would you say if someone tried to steal your wallet?

Have you met Frank yet? (my 45 ACP)


What would you say if that gum on the bottom of your shoe, was bigger then your shoe?

" Sticky situation batman ! "

What would you say if I was knocking on your door with a crate of beer?

Cmon in!


What would you say if somebody owed you money who wouldn't pay you back?

"May I borrow your baseball bat please?"

What would you say if you found a foreign object in your big mac?

What the f***? Anyone know the number of a good lawyer?


What would you say if you lost $100?

"I love the new shoes darling!"

What would you say if your neighbour kept dropping by uninvited?

Go home!

what would you say if somebody smashed your car?

"#$## %^&*&& #$$@@@ #$% !!!!!!!!! "

What would you say if a car was being constantly reved at a high rate outside your house?

Just giver!!

What would you say if somebody insulted your mother?