Duty, and honor have called, and I have answered.

I received a communique late Sunday evening that there was a certain amount of unrest over recent changes at ATS. As much as I hated to truncate a well earned extended R&R with GeneralDilemma and the GeneralsWife; duty called. No doubt there will be those that rue my renewed activity here at ATS, but a greater calling is at hand, the quelling of a point crazed insurgency. ATS will prevail, the outcome is predetermined, if need be, GeneralDilemma will be called upon to leave his lovely bride to once again feel the sting of battle (as opposed to the sting of his dear wife's visage), victory will be ours!

Dismissed.