WIN 10,000 POINTS! "Who is Simon Gray?"

Simon Gray is much like the beast of revelations. He
is a co-creation of the site's creators, serving as a neutral
hub or 'invisible figure-head,' to decentralize leadership
and workload for and of the site.

My personal suspicion is that both Simon and William are former (or current) COINTELPRO informants.

Think about it, what better way to keep an eye on the paranoia and how close to the truth the general public is getting, than to go set up a conspiracy forum, which just so happens to get to be the biggest and most popular on the web?

Simon Gray is really the guy in Contact... wanna take a ride????

Simon Gray the man the myth the legend................................................

Here are a few pics to describe simon. From the info i have gahter(just the stuff i rememebr throughout the years)

His infamouse DVD COLECT slighly shruck fro size issues




WE know he is a treckie (down with star Treck or howeva u spell it)



Also his obsession wiht the game Delta Force





ANd how can forget the death of simon Gray??




And the the sudden reappering of him.




HE was born in london and i forgothow old he said he was bout mid 20's i think. Well that all from teh top of my head now time to investigate

Many Faces of Simon Gray

Little anybody knows is that Simon Gray is actually the prototype model robot made by the most evil creatures in the world.. His name stand for "Semi-Intellegent Minion of Nocturnal Gray Rabbits and Yetis"

His mission is to flood the internet with conspiracies while the Rabbits and Yeti's unite to take down the NWO Leaders: The Gray Aliens and Squirrels. When they are taken out they will set up Simons Self destruct mode to explode into thousands and thousands of pieces of candy. Some may think this is a peaceful action, but the Yetis and rabbits plan is to make childrens teeth eat the candy and make their teeths rot! Then they will take over the world with their mass-marketing of tooth pain relieving ointment!

The name SimonGray is actually a play-on-words. You see SimonGray's real identity is that of Mr. Simon Badman, a member of UK�s secretive SO2 Battlespace Team. Somehow his identity scrub isn�t complet. He is shown here on the attendee list for an AFEI event.

www.afei.org...

AFEI The Association For Enterprise Integration. I want to party with these people. Check out their agenda for an upcoming event.

�Classified sessions on Days 3 and 4 will offer insights from the operational and technical professionals who are making precision target geolocation the dynamic and highly successful field that it is. In keeping with past Workshops, we will have up-to-date operational feedback from analysis of airborne targeting in Operations Enduring Freedom and Iraqi Freedom (OEF/OIF).�

www.afei.org...

The good Mr. Badman has always been fascinated with those twinkling lights above. From boyhood dreams of being Captain Kirk, Mr. Badman has held the course true. Mr. Badman completed his degree in Computer Science in Networking from University of Luton, graduating in the top 5% of his class. Shortly thereafter, Mr. Badman was recruited by SO2 and has been with �The Family� for nearly a decade.

His biological family consisted only of his father and mother, who both tragically died aboard Pan Am 103. With no real familial connections, Simon Badman was a perfect candidate for SO2. During his short civilian adult life, Simon was the quiet and loner type but had a certain way with women. He was more methodical, borderline cunning, in his selection methods. He would spend months and months observing, before making contact with women.

This all leaves one blaring question. What about ATS? Well in school, instead of playing sports or taking photographs for the school newspaper, he investigated crop circles. After years of crop circle research, he came interested in rumors of secret dealings between governments and aliens. An altruist at heart SimonGray has made it his lifelong mission to get the genie out of the bottle and ATS is a manifestation of that dream. I believe SimonGray has established this site without the consent or knowledge of his employer. He takes great pain to insulate his identity from both his employer and his ravaging fans. While I cannot reveal his identity, I can show you his latest project.




[Edited on 28-8-2003 by kukla]

Who is this Masked Man? This SimonGray?
His credits tell us he has analyzed the problems of scores of scripts, outlines and treatments for writers, producers, directors and project developers of both high and low budget films. We know the Masked Man strikes deep into the guts of a story. We know he defines and clarifies such necessary components as recognition and revelation scenes, character objectives, rising action, climactic endings - all in terms of a central agon (the dramatic issue at the heart of the work). Rather than tear down, he suggests building blocks for the writer to work with. Operating from his European hideout, the Masked Man now makes his specialty available to writers and to those charged with developing scripts. He employs adjustable rates and often accomplishes his work on the WWW.

The Masked Man has a rare talent for structuring the major events of a movie - a talent you may want to tap into, as others have in Hollywood and overseas. Snoop around for a clear understanding of just who the Masked Man is and what he does. There's plenty of evidence.

Name: Simon Grey

Callsign: Ultimate Secret Agent (BOOYA!!!)
Age: 20
Special Skills: Hand-to-Hand Combat, Stealth
Bio: Simon Grey began learning Martial Arts almost as soon as he could stand on his own two legs. His Mother, a waitress trying to raise her son as a single mother on the mean streets of Chicago developed an interest in self-defense after an obsessive ex tried to kill her back in her college days. Simon was a prodigy mastering one style after another. Karate, judo, kempo, tae kwon do, fencing, wing chung, even boxing. In 2000 at the age of 18 he became the youngest member of the American Olympic Martial Arts Team winning the gold medals in tae kwon do and judo in a million-to-one shot. His quick wit, physical ability and total lack of connection to any military, intelligence, or police organization made him a perfect choice for recruitment.

Quote: "Dude I am SO #in pimpin!"

My THANG has been subject to a slight delay and will be sent to William within 30 minutes.

Hi, Markos! Thanks for your U2U.

Well, as my THANG is indeed a useful description of our beloved and almighty creator, it would provide you with significant enlightenment. But it will likely be for William to determine which parts ought to be 'published'. Sometimes the truth is better kept under wraps until the mission on earth is fully achieved.



* "Who Is Simon Gray?" expose sent directly to William ([email protected]) for pre-publication verification *

[Edited on 28-8-2003 by MaskedAvatar]

Simon Gray is 5'11, 12 and a half stone (65 - 80 kg).
He has short, dark brown hair and hazel eyes. His feet are size 10 and a half, UK size.
He is usually wearing a short sleeved shirt (occasionaly Hawaiian, if the weather is right ) and a pair of jeans. He occasionaly wears glasses.

Well, I could be right, you never know!

Who won? Personally, I loved Net Chicken's, hehe...

I thought I was onto something with my super aubergine theory

If I don't win, can I get complementary points?

i am simon gray. 10,000 points please

So who won? Who got the booty?



Mark

Ps
I mean "booty" in terms of olden day pirates getting the gold only.

[Edited on 29-8-2003 by MarkosOrrealus]

[Edited on 29-8-2003 by MarkosOrrealus]

Isnt simon gray a pornstar?
Well if hes not, Im sure hes like all of us here in search of the answers to all of lifes unanswered questions.
Sits up all night like thinking about the universe wishing that an alien would just come through his window and wisk him away to another world.
He wishes he had the answers to all of those questions, then figures what fun would that be knowing everything.
Its the thrill of learning and exploring.
Or hes a pornstar.
Deep

no one has posted on his paranoia simon gray was a menber of a unique family who relied on the benfits of the dead his father worked in a morg while his mother and brothers worked in a butchers. at the age of 16 simon gray became a vegatarian his parents laughed at him and through him out on the street. on the street he became dilusional he cuold find no none meat food he became to delirious to think properly and eventually he passed out on the street. later that night he woke up to find himself bound and gagged in a sack in a vehicle of some kind.
he gradually got into the routine of being woken up in the morning by a man in radioactivity suit and being fed a reconstitued vegatable pulp and in the evenings being subjected to varying scinetific tests. that resulted in an excelerated brain growth which left him with huge potential. with the huge load of military tests that were forced upon him he knew the base like the back of his hand and managed to escape his confines at the age of 19 now out in the open world with huge mental potential he enrolled into oxford where he did a degree in partical physics with computers. he made his millions in the stock market and through corporate swindiling and resided to a huge scottish castle where he sat at his computer 24/7 he then began to fear the world outside he gradually began closing curtains locking doors and wearing white clothes he began dusting profusely and leaving his vaccumn on all day he began wearing showercaps and latex gloves and wearing tissue boxes on his feet. while in his confines the world of the web came to him he created ATS as a portal into the outside world and to investigate the conpiracies and mysteries of the outside world to try and find those mysterious test preformed on him by the military he receded further into the world of ATS and lost the need to sleep and eat myth now goes to weather simon gray actually needs a body to live or weather or not he's just a brain plugged into a computer the questions remains of the actual simon gray

well, f*cked if I know. He's just a really cool dude. He sent me another copy of the ATS Special Edition CD-ROM when the orginal got lost in the mail. Simon rocks.

hmmmm i wonder who won will we ever know