Great Joke

Why did the car cross the chicken trail?

to..............................get to the other side

[edit on 28-6-2005 by Wisdumb]

Okay. Why dd the turtle cross the road?.....................

...............To get to the Shell Station.

Well, these would fall under al gore jokes Read requires a fakie al gore voice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, i guess, to get to the other chickens on the other side of course.

For my aniversery, my wife told me "Take me somewhere we've never been before"
I said, "Well, we've never been to aruba"

For my aniversery, my wife told me "Take me somewhere we've never been before"
I said, "Well, we've never been to aruba"

Thats funny, a little morbid, but still funny. Hope you have a nice anniversary.