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Wisdumb

posted on Jun, 28 2005 @ 04:51 AM
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Why did the car cross the chicken trail?

to..............................get to the other side

[edit on 28-6-2005 by Wisdumb]


maybeangels

posted on Jul, 24 2005 @ 01:01 PM
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Okay. Why dd the turtle cross the road?.....................

...............To get to the Shell Station.


Paladin327

posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 01:17 PM
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Well, these would fall under al gore jokes Read requires a fakie al gore voice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, i guess, to get to the other chickens on the other side of course.

For my aniversery, my wife told me "Take me somewhere we've never been before"
I said, "Well, we've never been to aruba"


anniejhops

posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 02:08 PM
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For my aniversery, my wife told me "Take me somewhere we've never been before"
I said, "Well, we've never been to aruba"


Thats funny, a little morbid, but still funny. Hope you have a nice anniversary.


Paladin327

posted on Aug, 21 2005 @ 12:42 PM
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forgot part of mine, these jokes surfaced after reports of al gore getting comedy coaching from johnny carson


TheBandit795

posted on Aug, 26 2005 @ 06:18 PM
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Originally posted by Paladin327
For my aniversery, my wife told me "Take me somewhere we've never been before"
I said, "Well, we've never been to aruba"


:shk::shk::shk:

The stupid Aruba jokes have started...


sinta_ilfirin

posted on Aug, 26 2005 @ 07:38 PM
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Here's one:

Question: Why does elctricity shock people?

Answer: Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself

I know, I know I should be ashamed.


Jestaman

posted on Aug, 27 2005 @ 12:07 AM
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Jesus Saves! Moses Invests.....

That's about the cleanest joke I have, the rest would get me banned for thinking of them.


Raideur

posted on Aug, 27 2005 @ 03:35 PM
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What does Maginot translate into German?


Speed Bump.



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