Your gravestone will read....

Provided you're not going to have your ashes scattered and have time to prepare your own gravestone ... what do you want on it (images or wording) aside from your name, birth date and death date? I think I'd like mine to read:

Devoted Father, Loving Husband, Son of Peace, Charitable Soul; with my personal coat of arms underneath that, my motto "NO ILLUSIONS! NO REGRETS!" below that and then my name, birth date and death date.

mine will simply say

/bite

but then again I'm not into be burried in the ground to rot, stick me in the oven and spread my ashes in a city so I may choke the living

Mine will say:

"AFK, bbl"

Not mine but I do like the inscription on Spike Milligan's headstone -

"See, I told you I was ill"

Jak

Originally posted by LysergicI'm not into be burried in the ground to rot, stick me in the oven and spread my ashes in a city so I may choke the living

Well, if I had the bucks for it, I'd go in for cryogenics, *IF* they get that anti-freeze to work on humans and not just rabbit organs before I die, with a small mausoleum housing my empty sarcophagus, which will move aside if triggered to do so and thereby reveal stairs that lead down to a hall at the end of which will be my upright forzen remains and a computer that contains the download of my brain, so my descendants could come and ask the old man questions or just shoot the breeze, etc. I know.... I'm a sick puppy....

it will be in really small print and it`ll say

on ya bike,your standing on my goolies!!! joking of coarse

who ever does? and whatever is put on it,i hope it is`nt depressing and said with a smile.

"He was fantastic!"

if I had a grave stone it might read:

''brb''

"Dude! I rocked"

mine...

"I never meant to cause you any trouble, I never meant to cause you any pain"....

"I'll be back...."

It will be a short story about me and the first line will read:

"There once was a man from Nantucket"

Peace

"I may be unable to get you, but be assured that you're next, biotch!"

I don't intend on dying, in keeping with the above sentiments.



I'd definitely have something funny on it, something about life and death. Maybe even a curse.


(Oh the one liners)

[edit on 6/21/2005 by Amorymeltzer]

"We told him those Altoids would be the death of him"

If you can read this, you are standing on my head.

THIS SPACE FOR RENT

Preferably in neon...

"There's a spider on your back!!!






haha made you look"

Here's one you might want to consider:

Edit: link to image was removed. Improper for viewing.


[edit on 21-6-2005 by Seekerof]

"Connection Reset by Peer" Wont ever beat that

"He came, He saw, He logged out"

but i have to say spacedoubt's is my favourite so far "IF you can read this, your standing on my head" Classic!