My Dream Night club /bar /restraunt.

Ive always wanted my own night club stroke bar/restraunt.

When i finally get one i was thinking of calling it 'SPANKYS' with the slogan "COME IN SIDE FOR A DAMMED GOOD SPANKING".....

as you walked through the door an attractive lady would give you a crack across the backside and shout "SPANKYYYYYYYSSSSSSSS" and vice versa if your a women.

the bar staff would all be wearing crocket and tubs outfits and face masks and axel F would be playing continuelly in the back ground....the only time the music is changed it would either be for the topgun soundtrack or for the brilliant A-HA.

constantly through your evening afore mentioned ladys and guys will continue to spank you.

im kind of looking for some more ideas as although what i have thought up, up to now is obviously awesome.....i think its lacking a few things?

any good suggestions and ill put you on the guest list.

cheers you spankers.





BARMAN?.....A DRINK IF YOU PLEASE!

Pictures, lots and lots of pictures like this

this

and this

Do I get in? (Do I have to work the bar again?)

Jak

I'm sure most every guy or group of guys has sat in a bar at some time and planned the theme of their entrepreneurial venture into guaranteed bankruptcy.

I've had a few such visions.

There was a MEGA automated carwash that went out of busniess in my college town shortly after being built. Let's just call that future disco CaRwAsH shall we? Bet you can guess what's playing?

Then there was the Bar Mall. Keep in mind this was pre-ESPN zone days, so the idea of taking over a failing urban mall and restricting new tenants to just bars and restaurants as a primary public transportation destination was good (if not basically a rip off the Atlanta Underground)! Okay but then everyone did it and failed horribly. What am I saying? All bars fail horribly...eventually.

And that's the only reason your favorite bar is always for sale! Don't believe me? Ask the owner. It's for sale.

[edit on 19-6-2005 by RANT]

Text Do I get in? (Do I have to work the bar again?)

dude youve got free life time membership (and you dont have to work the bar)

you can test the ladies for their spanking abilittys.

Originally posted by optimus fett
When i finally get one i was thinking of calling it 'SPANKYS' with the slogan "COME IN SIDE FOR A DAMMED GOOD SPANKING".....

The Spanky's and Spanky Macadoo's chain is already in several college towns I know of.

TextThe Spanky's and Spanky Macadoo's chain is already in several college towns I know of.

i am going to kill myself right now.

Mine would be a combo----casino and bar---
"Spliff's Casino"

"Liquer in the front, Poker in the rear!"












Spliff out

[edit on 19-6-2005 by spliff4020]

This belongs to me and my partner we called it "The Side Bar" on 96 George st and it is in Hamilton's Hess Village in Canada Ontario this is from the year I opened.

We are dead through out the winter but when the good weather hits look out. All the bars and the street get a bit packed


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As you can see Hess Village is party central

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[edit on 19/6/2005 by Sauron]

What city is that? Not even the link makes it easy to figure out.

And you might want to repost those last few pics on another post. Break it up. They aren't loading for me. May be a time out per post. Not sure.

Sorry Rant here are the one's that did not load, Hess Village is a two streets in Hamilton Ontario, Hess Street and George St, I think there is 15 or more bars all packed together we close the roads and party in the street in the day we get business people and at night we get the kids



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List of all the Bars in Hess Village



[edit on 19/6/2005 by Sauron]

thats freaking awesome mate....good for you...!!!!

whats especially awesome is the guy on the second photo (bottom right) in the manchester united football shirt......what a legend!!

nice one mate!