I Was E-Kissed By Infinite in Chat: I Was Violated

What's the problem?
In the US it is common practice for condidates to kiss babies.
This was just an attempt by infinite to get another vote

Originally posted by infinite
its called being friendly, Nerdling doesnt complain

Well you're talking bout nerdling!!! j/k

Tales Of Ribaldry

Majic slips into his Regency jacket and powdered wig, which are always kept ready for action on a clothes rack next to his computer.

Oh my! Such rampant naughtiness makes for delicious politics.

I daresay, there shall be many a cuckolding ere this bawdy tale reaches its denouement.

Indeed, one can almost imagine a lusty woodsman and wanton lady wandering into the electoral fray.

Who could possibly predict what will happen next?

Whatever it is, I am sure it will be incalculably titillating.

I am delightfully dizzy with befuddlement and vexation!

Special Bonus Commentary By Evelyn Quince, Celebrated Host Of Tales Of Ribaldry



“Ooohh..! Oh, tonight's tale is particularly naughty! Lusty, bawdy, deliciously risqué! I am ravished to say, bordering on an indecent, saucy, randy, suggestively off-color tale of rrrrribaldry! Isn't it?”