If religion dealt with toys - humour

Sorry but i thought you may all need a laugh... or break away from the seriousness..
I found this on www.belief.net (which is basically religious information and discussion boards) :

Capitalism: He who dies with the most toys, wins
Hari Krishna: He who plays with the most toys, wins
Catholicism: He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican: They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox: No, they were OURS.
FirstBranch Davidians: He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Atheism:There is no toy maker
Polytheism:There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism:The toys made themselves.
Church of Christ, Scientist:We are the toys.
Communism:Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling yours.
B'Hai:All toys are just fine with us.
Amish:Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism: The doll is as important as the dump truck
Mormonism:Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo:Let me borrow that doll for a second.
Hedonism:To heck with the rule book!? Let's play!
Hinduism:He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
7th Day Adventist:He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Church of Christ:He whose toys make music, loses.
Baptist:Once played, always played.
Jehovah's Witnesses:He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Pentecostalism:He whose toys can talk, wins.
Existentialism:Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism:Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism:We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them.
Agnosticism:It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.
Apathy:Toys? What do I need toys for? Judaism:I'm selling. You buying?
First Kinky Church:You bet your ass we got Toys.
First American Church:We play Only with cowboy toys.
Church of Scientology:Toys 'R Us.



[Edited on 1-8-2003 by Lilith]

Voodoo:Let me borrow that doll for a second.

Church of Scientology:Toys 'R Us.



Great read! And right on the money....

Gazork -

I would have guessed your pick would have been....
Existentialism:Toys are a figment of your imagination.

Atheist: There is no toymaker...

I happen to work in the Scientology capital (Clearwater, FL), so I especially liked that one, hehe....

[Edited on 1-8-2003 by Gazrok]