posted on Jul, 30 2003 @ 01:44 AM
Sounds like you have an implanted cell phone in the side of your head, from an alien abduction. You may not remember this event, but one morning you
would have woken up and said to yourself "Man that must have been some party, my head really hurts"... but you forget that it wasn't a party..
Next time it happens stop what your're doing and say "Speak now, your servant is listening great Alien". You may have to repeat this a few times,
.. don't worry if people look at you funny, you are conducting a scientific experiment....
[Edited on 30-7-2003 by Netchicken]