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As soon as I realise that some dirty bastard has their hand on my penis...
Broken nose in a blink of an eye and I would grab the bashtard bye the throat
and try and smash his head through the train window.
originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
a reply to: Astrocometus
When I was about 13 I was having a wee in the bog at a theatre in the West End when some old perve came in, dropped his trousers and came up to me pulling his plonker.
I kicked him, hard, in the nads and ran out.
Ever since, I can only wee in a cubicle.
originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
a reply to: Astrocometus
I was wearing steal capped DMs. So I think he may have got the message?
originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
a reply to: andy06shake
He'd probably quite like being "defrocked"....
originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
Now, this Vicar really is an utter, utter bastard:
www.standard.co.uk...
"Rev Dr Paul Chamberlain was invited to give a talk to a group of ten and eleven-year-olds on Christmas at Lee-on-the-Solent Junior School where he reportedly told them Father Christmas was not real and that their parents bought their presents and ate the biscuits left out on Christmas Eve."
The poor little kids were left in 😠tears.