My Pet Elephant For A Day…

After I spent the day at the Detroit Zoo, I noticed a sign that they were giving out elephants for the day. The elephant was super huge but surprisingly it fit in my car. After filling out all the paperwork off we went.

As I drove along the along the freeway I saw an accident ahead. I pulled over to make sure everyone was ok. By accident I left the elephant in the car…OOPS!

As I turned around I saw the elephant driving away in my convertible on the freeway. I quickly got an Uber. I said “follow that elephant!”

We caught up to the elephant pulling into a roasted peanut factory. I got him a bag and we quickly headed to my sisters house. I knew she was not home, I called her and told her I need to leave an elephant at your house. My sister was like WTF. She said you can’t leave a stinky big elephant at my house!

By the time we got to her house the elephant shrunk to pure cuteness and he barely stunk at all. She he went into my sisters house and cuddled a blanket.

I could not find the number to the zoo to return the elephant so I kept him. My sister came home and fell in love with him. For some reason I had a flight to catch.

She quickly put him to work at the circus. I came back two weeks later and he was gone. I asked why my elephant left and she said because he did not like working for peanuts…

a reply to: JJproductions

Peaches was a famous elephant at the San Diego Zoo.
My Sister wanted to take her home.
My Dad got a dog and told My Sister that it was Peaches.
That was good enough.
Peaches (the dog) fit in the car quite nicely.