Swedish Minister for Gender Equality is Seeking Treatment for Phobia of Bananas

Serious monkey business happening in Sweden! 😁

The forbidden fruit is messing with the Swedish government as a very peculiar mental condition afflicting one minister and causing controversy.

It has now arisen that the Swedish minister is actually seeking treatment for her phobia of bananas, and government staff has to sweep rooms before official visits on ‘health grounds.’

The Telegraph reported:

“Paulina Brandberg, the Swedish minister for gender equality, said that she was getting professional help after emails detailing her staff’s “banana-proofing” precautions were leaked to a tabloid newspaper.”

The minister has ´posted about suffering from the ‘world’s weirdest phobia of bananas’ in the past, but has since deleted the posts.

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Swedish Minister for Gender Equality Paulina Brandberg Seeking Treatment for ‘Phobia of Bananas’

Serious business.

Major phobias can cause major breakdowns inside governments when official are afflicted!

Is the U.S. government doing anything to prevent such influences?

With all the gov insanity we've been seeing, we must wonder! 😎🥥🍌

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Maybe she could retire on a disability?

I bet she's a riot in the grocery store.

a reply to: xuenchen

Isn't the best way to treat "Phobias" of common things, to put that person in an environment where those items/things are in his/her view constantly, which makes the person realize there was no reason to be afraid of the item/thing?

Seems like a totally sane and ration individual who should definitely be in charge of making policy that effect everyone in the their county….

Jk metal asylum material.

a reply to: xuenchen

There is a joke in there somewhere...

a reply to: xuenchen


Ummm...one wonders if it has to do with the banana's shape...

Phallically speaking of course...in a gender equality sort of way...



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originally posted by: Athetos
Seems like a totally sane and ration individual who should definitely be in charge of making policy that effect everyone in the their county….

Jk metal asylum material.

a reply to: xuenchen

Can we say she has "gone bananas?"
Is that allowed?

I guess she will never be promoted to the much sought after job of primate equailty minister-too triggering.

I bet the poor woman has missed out on going to many really great places to go on holiday as well-South america,Africa,Asia-No sorry I just can't go there-They have the "B"word!

I wonder what was the initial event which started her phobia?
Did she slip on a banana skin or maybe have a cruel grandmother who force fed her the yellow nasties as a young child?

a reply to: theatreboy


It's a female ardvark.

Not surprising considering liberalism is a mental illness. In their world the more 'unique' the mental illness the more social points you score

a reply to: xuenchen

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Swedish Minister for Gender Equality is Seeking Treatment for Phobia of Bananas

Strange there was no mention of cucumbers or some species of squashes.

It's good to see ATS getting back to it's conspiratorial roots.