USSS Agent Fired for Having Sex In Michelle Obama's Bathroom

Just a little fun story for a quick morning chuckle.

Seems a Secret Service guy named "Dale" took his GF into to one of the Obama's houses in Hawaii, while Barack and Michelle were away...and did the 'Horizontal Hula' in Michelle's bathroom.

He texted her that no one would ever find out...but, of course, she wrote a book...and Dale was fired.
There was no mention in the ex-girlfriend's book about jock-itch medication or Old Spice in Big Mike's medicine cabinet.

Wimmin!

A Secret Service agent, identified only as "Dale," was fired after a scandalous incident at the Obamas' Hawaii estate.

Koryeah Dwanyen, his ex-girlfriend, revealed in her book that in 2022, "Dale" took her to Michelle Obama's bathroom for a tryst, boasting that no one would find out.

The agent also breached protocol by bringing an unauthorized person into a protected residence.

After an investigation, he was terminated for this and multiple other breaches.

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Takeaways?...

-Dale is an idiot.
-Dale's GF is hot.
-Barack and Michelle have separate bathrooms.

a reply to: CarlLaFong

Who, oh wow, this is juicy and funny no the less, but what do you expect under democrats administration that had hanky panky going on in the congress tables.

This is just fun for the liberals.

BTW my husband and I have separate bathrooms too, because I like to keep all my stuff available and ready, he hates that I hug the bathroom when we used to share it.

a reply to: CarlLaFong

Lots of people have separate bathrooms so that's not unusual.

Also, that was an expensive piece of tail...😂

How do you pronounce that name?

Is it like "Korea" or more like, "Kor-Yeah"?

a reply to: marg6043

I'm sure my wife would like her own bathroom...especially after 'Chili Night'.

a reply to: marg6043

To me this just shows more of a systemic problem in the secret service than an admin problem. That’s not to say the Obama admin was good, twas one of the worst in my life.

But I read what seems to be onion written articles about secret service scandals every year it seems like.

Cocaine, prostitutes, bar fights, failures on the job ect ect all the time.

Some of that comes down to people in who live high intensity lives professionally. I think you see it a lot with adrenaline junkies too.

But honestly, you even see it in the private sector with the executive types. I’ve known a lot for quite a while, from when I was younger working at a country club to my professional career.

I think you can break it down into three types of people who operate at the highest levels professionally.

1) tried and true straight shooters who go by the book
2) those who like to bend the rules, color outside the lines, and get off on seeing how far they can push the envelope.
3) the above who are good at not getting caught.

That’s not to justify the behavior, as it’s a liability for those around them and the institutions they represent… just an acknowledgment of the reality.

you a damn fool to be bumpin uglies at work. if you get,wrote up, fired, ridiculed in front of others or taled about on national news, that's on you and you deserve it.

control yourself.

a reply to: BernnieJGato

Was the congressman terminated who filmed himself boinking a male staffer in the Senate conference room last year?

a reply to: BernnieJGato

If she was willing to write a book on it for money, she very well could have sold leveraging info to a foreign entity if she was exposed to it.

originally posted by: WeMustCare
a reply to: BernnieJGato

Was the congressman terminated who filmed himself boinking a male staffer in the Senate conference room last year?

It was a senate aide, and yes, they got fired.

Apparently, Dale the SS agent was also on Mike Pence's detail.
No mention of sexcapades in the Pence bathroom.

a reply to: CarlLaFong
Par for the course....

For an encore:


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originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: WeMustCare
a reply to: BernnieJGato

Was the congressman terminated who filmed himself boinking a male staffer in the Senate conference room last year?

It was a senate aide, and yes, they got fired.

The identity of the congressman who was boinking him while filming, is being withheld. That is what I'm getting at.

a reply to: WeMustCare

How do we know it was a congressman if the identity is withheld?

Damn, hope he does not go kayaking anytime soon....

a reply to: CriticalStinker

Because anyone else would have been thrown under the bus for it. Like their slush fund, all hidden to protect certain people.

originally posted by: hangedman13
a reply to: CriticalStinker

Because anyone else would have been thrown under the bus for it. Like their slush fund, all hidden to protect certain people.

Interesting way of saying “we don’t know”.

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: WeMustCare

How do we know it was a congressman if the identity is withheld?

Simply because the identity of the boinker was withheld.

originally posted by: WeMustCare

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: WeMustCare

How do we know it was a congressman if the identity is withheld?

Simply because the identity of the boinker was withheld.

Ah, that’s a good point.

I’m sure no one could come up with another theory, like:

Maybe it was someone who was a guest on premises, or an unpaid intern. They say we’ll withhold your identity if you sign an NDA and promise not to take this to court.

But alas, I’m not saying that’s what happened, because no one knows.

a reply to: CarlLaFong

I have seen this with the Dems, and also with the Reps. now it's time for the Reps to double down, I guess. Political madness, or same coin different side?

This is a tabloid article, is it meant for discussion or gossip? your takeaways highlight the "importance" of this article, so to me, it seems you're doing what the dems have been doing these past 8 (maybe 11) years.

I get it makes you chuckle, but why? Maybe I'm missing something, maybe it's a sense of humor, yet I don't see how acting like the ones you disagree with makes you any different.