How can you defend yourself when the police will not tell you what you did?

a reply to: andy06shake

Years ago I had a criminal trial (defending) where a Plod knocked on the door of a house where they were having a Smurf themed kids party cos there was a noise complaint.

He was stood on a narrow step. The door opened outwards.

Grandad opened the door, Plod fell over, got on the radio saying he'd been assaulted.

Loads of Plod arrived and arrested Grandad.

At the trial, with Counsel representing, I was outside Court, having a fag, as Plods who just gave evidence, came out and said to waiting Plods stuff like "S# I said X, you'd better say Y".

This was a no, no.

I had to give evidence about this.

Not Guilty.

On leaving, I was surrounded by angry Plods - " Mind how you go, Sir".

Priceless moment:

Judge: " Who or what is a Smurf"?

a reply to: Oldcarpy2

LoL

Sounds about right.

And Police that tell lies???!!!

I'm flabbergasted.

Obviously, the judge did not give a "smurf"

a reply to: andy06shake

Right up there with confused Judge:

"Who is Reggie Music"?