Jamie Oliver Asks Fans For "Cheese Robbery" Help

The mice are getting smarter, they can use computers now to order things to eat. I would look for the thieves in some abandoned warehouse.

There should be a way of blaming this on Trump.

a reply to: rickymouse

There should be a way of blaming this on Trump.

About twelve hours since this thread was posted and no threads since. I tell you what, give me another twelve and time to sleep on it and I'm sure I will be able to come up with SOMETHING

BIG CHEESE RUNS OFF WITH BIG HAUL!

Collusion with criminal to provide edibles for Victory Party?

STAY TUNED!

FILM AT ELEVEN.

I went to buy cheese at the market
So I looked on my list where I’d marked it.
I wanted some cheddar
Or something much bedder
but found only Swiss and cried farket.

a reply to: BingoMcGoof

a reply to: BingoMcGoof

The nation is obviously busy tracking down Jamie Oliver's choried cheese wheels BingoMcGoof.

And by extension the rest of the world.

I mean priorities and all that jazz.

a reply to: andy06shake


Ummm...from the pic...they prolly just threw it out...cause it's all moldy...then decided to say it was stolen for the insurance claim...


Speaking of moldy cheese...I was snacking on some creamy Gorgonzola over a slab of Liverwurst on Ritz crackers just yesterday...it was really a delicious flavor combination...






YouSir

a reply to: YouSir

We know what happened YouSir.

It's a deception scam by the looks of things, and not an insurance fraud.

Says so right there in the story.

As to your snack, sounds like Dynamite.

a reply to: andy06shake


Ummm...does a wry attempt at humor...really have to be explained...?





YouSir

a reply to: YouSir

Ummm, sometimes.

Still liked your snack all the same so there is that.

Canny go wrong with cheese imho.

Well unless it's that mad government cheese that prevents bowel movements.

Well this will cause a shortage of fancy cheese, that means prices will go up.

It will be repercussions,

originally posted by: marg6043
Well this will cause a shortage of fancy cheese, that means prices will go up.

It will be repercussions,

Not to mention the dangerous high price of eggs.

a reply to: andy06shake

They'll never get a whey with it.

a reply to: Owlwatcher

Curd you not start a panic?

This thread is getting a little out of hand. I can hardly camembert it.

a reply to: Station27

Cheesus christ, i think you may be right.

Just an update.

Look's like they have arrested a 63-year-old man in connection with the "Grate cheese Robbery".

www.lbc.co.uk... xUTyOK4vg-PLWSb4kVJpm6AKhHEKdnFbsbUxhA_aem_eZrhdzSPk_o_vUbjAOcIfA

originally posted by: andy06shake
Just an update.

Look's like they have arrested a 63-year-old man in connection with the "Grate cheese Robbery".

Well, that's gouda to know. They ought to brick him up in some dungeon somewhere and throw away the key.