Trump Vows To Outlaw Electricity To Secure Powerful Amish Vote

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Personally, as a young woman who has worn oversized and patched up denim overalls and a hat every day for the sake of modesty, I have to say this report had me in stitches (pun intended).

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originally posted by: GENERAL EYES
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Personally, as a young woman who has worn oversized and patched up denim overalls and a hat every day for the sake of modesty, I have to say this report had me in stitches (pun intended).

Enjoy!

Obviously, Trump hates the environment.

Think about it...

Turning off electricity stops its production with fossil fuels. This in turn will decrease the output of CO2 into the atmosphere, thus starving plants of their life giving gas and they all will die.

a reply to: GENERAL EYES

🤣🤣🤣🤣

a reply to: theatreboy

Oh noes!

I didn't even think about that!

a reply to: GENERAL EYES

Precisely why I will vote for Trump!

Imagine Kamala, the Greens, and the entire Left are standing slack-jawed saying "Why didn't we think of this?!?".

Yes the video is an Onion parody, but in the real world try getting permits for a new power plant of any kind, anywhere. Might as well ban electricity! (Unless of course it's for charging electric cars and keeping Hollywood mansions comfortable, then electricity is good...)

a reply to: GENERAL EYES

obviously we should all embrace a simpler way of life, just like Trump's example here. MAAA. Make America Amish Again. No, that really doesn't work. BAAA Much better. Become Amish Again America! The commercials can have a spokes goat.

Just think, when North Korea hits us with the EMP, the Amish will be kings. Just sayin.