A UFO Stole My Cows…

I was in the barn when they stole Lucy the cow. She was a good girl too. She had 116 calves In her lifetime before Uncle Alien came down and took her.

They took Sammy too. Sammy was Lucy’s 7th cousin from Tennessee. It was a sight to see. It took Uncle Alien 7 UFO’s to take 2 cows.

I was sad to see them go. We were going to use them in the medical field for heart valves since their conception of lives ended. Damn.

Nearly $153,032 was lost from each of them cows.

The funny thing is that I took a ham radio from the pigs and contacted Uncle Alien.

I asked for my cows back and ole Uncle Alien just wanted a glass of milk!

Uncle Alien said “have you seen me” I asked if he was talking about the milk carton from 1984! 😂

a reply to: JJproductions



Utter trash!




Sorry

originally posted by: CosmicFocus
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Utter trash!

Udder? 🙃

a reply to: CosmicFocus

You utter did not get it! Moo!

originally posted by: CosmicFocus
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Utter trash!




Sorry

You should write a story! I am sure it will be amazing!

Saucers took Lucy the cow
With a beam in the air is just how
She floated away
With a new bale of hay
So to fatten her up for their chow.

a reply to: BingoMcGoof

It’s perfect! Thank you!

a reply to: JJproductions

You are proving to be my muse JJ.

a reply to: JJproductions

Lets see: Bovine heart valve, 1984

Baby Fae?
Is Uncle Alien a heartless baboon by any chance?

a reply to: FullHeathen

Yes! Heartless!

Wow, a hundred sixteen calves. No wonder the aliens took Lucy. She is a miracle cow.

a reply to: rickymouse

lol! Yep!

a reply to: JJproductions

The aliens only had our welfare in mind:

Cow Tipping? - Hogwarts Legacy (Clip)

a reply to: JJproductions

That's an amusing tale, JJ.

Your last line about a milk carton made me travel back to 1999, and a music video by Blur. The song, Coffee & TV, is ok, but the video was poignant for the time.



Thanks for the memory.

a reply to: Encia22

I love that song! Thank you for posting a video with out missing lol milk!

a reply to: bluemooone44

Haha! That is the best way to tip a cow for sure! Zap it!

Pa reply to: chr0naut

Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry Cows well done Nobody thunk it, nobody knew No one imagined the great cow guru Cows are one He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal Cow Tse Tongue He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd Cow doldrums He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high Bad cow pun But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate Cows are bummed He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy No one suspected he was packing an Uzi Cows with guns

That is super funny! Thank you! Lol

a reply to: BingoMcGoof

You should write more! I have read your stories in the other lifetime!