A UFO Stole My Cows…

I was in the barn when they stole Lucy the cow. She was a good girl too. She had 116 calves In her lifetime before Uncle Alien came down and took her.

They took Sammy too. Sammy was Lucy’s 7th cousin from Tennessee. It was a sight to see. It took Uncle Alien 7 UFO’s to take 2 cows.

I was sad to see them go. We were going to use them in the medical field for heart valves since their conception of lives ended. Damn.

Nearly $153,032 was lost from each of them cows.

The funny thing is that I took a ham radio from the pigs and contacted Uncle Alien.

I asked for my cows back and ole Uncle Alien just wanted a glass of milk!

Uncle Alien said “have you seen me” I asked if he was talking about the milk carton from 1984! 😂

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