The Mars Diner…

Since humans cannot land on Mars yet due to atmosphere drag we sent cars with robots. I named mine Rosey! She was found in a junkyard serving other old robots oil for lunch and ham for dinner. She was a good girl. All I had to do is erase Jetsons era from her bot brain and she was a good girl.


My family paid Elon Musk of ASAN a large fee for 3 tickets for a trip on his electric space machine to take us to the red planet. It’s not really red at all. It just looks that way. Elon notified us that his E machine turned into the green machine so we backed out. The other family’s only made it halfway before they froze. Brr!

We sent Rosey to Mars on a joyride with a space boat with special flying Mars cars. Cars can float on Mars due to the lack of gravity. The only problems were the reverse lifters. Sometimes the reverse lifters failed and the cars would float upward. Oops. That Elon did not think of everything or did he.

Rosey booked a room at the Elon, a motel behind the Mars Diner. She even met the robot Elon. He was cleaning rooms at his hotel as he was plugged into the wall.

Before humans could arrive on Mars Elon and his crew turned Mars into a junk yard covered with oceans of battery acid.

You can always find Rosey serving time at yard 7 with Elon plugged into the wall.

It’s really not about the end it’s only about how we humans are junking up everything we touch…

a reply to: JJproductions

There once was a diner on Mars
With Martians who flew there in cars
That floated around
Without making a sound
While they ate pickled humans from jars.

a reply to: BingoMcGoof

I love it! Awesome! Thank you!

a reply to: JJproductions

Same wavelength JJ. Having read the title my quirk itched and knew that the cars would be floating.
I liked the depth you hint at without being accusatory.

a reply to: BingoMcGoof

You totally got it!

a reply to: JJproductions

Love that, JJ! That was so fantastical, yet true.

a reply to: Encia22

Haha! Thank you kindly!

a reply to: JJproductions

ROCK ON!

LOVED IT!

THANKS FOR SHARING!

a reply to: GENERAL EYES

Thank you! Haha! It’s about life and its inefficiencies. 🤙🏼