10 Questions Leaked From CNN's Harris/Walz Interview from the Babylon Bee

10 Questions Leaked From CNN's Harris/Walz Interview

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As the world eagerly awaits CNN's upcoming interview with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, many people are wondering how far-reaching and hard-hitting the questions are going to be.

Through extensive media networking contacts, The Babylon Bee has obtained the following exclusive list of questions from CNN's interview with the Democratic presidential ticket:

"If you were one of the characters from Friends, who would you be?": We're thinking Monica, she's SUCH a boss.

Are you team Edward or team Jacob?: The platform we all need to know.

"You're, like, so amazing. Sorry, I guess that wasn't a question.": But it's SO true.

"Where did you come up with your brilliant idea to build a border wall?": It just came out of nowhere!

"What do you think about feminism? Do you like it?": Very tough, but fair question.

"Is it difficult being a woman in politics? Same question for you, Vice President Harris.": Finally, a moment for Tim Walz to get some attention.

"Are you brat? Or ARE. YOU. BRAT?": It's a trick question. She's obviously BRAT.

"Your opponent is basically Hitler. Can you tell us why that's bad?": The hard-hitting questions we've all come to expect from CNN.

"Would you rather fight 10 duck-sized Trumps or one Trump-sized duck?": Sources say Kamala will lean toward fighting the single giant duck.

"Can we please, please hear that adorable laugh again?": Journalism at its finest.

Powerful stuff! Leave it to CNN to only bring out the deepest, most informative, and probing questions.

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Joe Biden is on another vacation in Delaware.

Kamala Harris can’t hold a sit-down interview without someone to hold her hand.

The scary part is, they’re supposed to be in charge of our country.

I can't tell if this is a Joke or not . Does that make me dumb

It wouldn't surprise me if these were the actual questions .

originally posted by: asabuvsobelow
I can't tell if this is a Joke or not . Does that make me dumb

It wouldn't surprise me if these were the actual questions .

The Independents and undecided are looking for just a smidgen of credibility and there is very little to be found.

a reply to: asabuvsobelow



With what you know now, would it make a difference?

originally posted by: asabuvsobelow
I can't tell if this is a Joke or not . Does that make me dumb

It wouldn't surprise me if these were the actual questions .

It is the Babylon Bee... a satire site.

So they are much more credible than the current US media.

No really... they actually are.

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: asabuvsobelow
I can't tell if this is a Joke or not . Does that make me dumb

It wouldn't surprise me if these were the actual questions .

It is the Babylon Bee... a satire site.

So they are much more credible than the current US media.

No really... they actually are.

Yes, I suppose I should have made that clear Babylon Bee is a satirical site.

But it is kind of the point CNN has such little "street cred" that it's not too far of a stretch, this will be some of their "questions".

Well at least she'll be less unburdened


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originally posted by: putnam6

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: asabuvsobelow
I can't tell if this is a Joke or not . Does that make me dumb

It wouldn't surprise me if these were the actual questions .

It is the Babylon Bee... a satire site.

So they are much more credible than the current US media.

No really... they actually are.

Yes, I suppose I should have made that clear Babylon Bee is a satirical site.

But it is kind of the point CNN has such little "street cred" that it's not too far of a stretch, this will be some of their "questions".

The Babylon Bee as a satire site has gotten more things right than our current media.

Which begs the question...

Is our mainstream media so in the pocket of the Democrats that they can't even compete with...

Satire?

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: putnam6

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: asabuvsobelow
I can't tell if this is a Joke or not . Does that make me dumb

It wouldn't surprise me if these were the actual questions .

It is the Babylon Bee... a satire site.

So they are much more credible than the current US media.

No really... they actually are.

Yes, I suppose I should have made that clear Babylon Bee is a satirical site.

But it is kind of the point CNN has such little "street cred" that it's not too far of a stretch, this will be some of their "questions".

The Babylon Bee as a satire site has gotten more things right than our current media.

Which begs the question...

Is our mainstream media so in the pocket of the Democrats that they can't even compete with...

Satire?

Yep, even Jon Stewart touched on the BS, where the Harris/Walz campaign was hyping Madame VP because she worked at McDonald's and greeted everyone with a smile and "How can I serve you" or how she can use phone and oddly call her friends on Kamala's own birthday is being called lucky.

It's bizarre AF

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: asabuvsobelow
I can't tell if this is a Joke or not . Does that make me dumb

It wouldn't surprise me if these were the actual questions .

It is the Babylon Bee... a satire site.

So they are much more credible than the current US media.

No really... they actually are.

The difference between their jokes and real headlines is 2-6 months.

Guess that makes our country the joke?