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originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
a reply to: VariedcodeSole
What do you get if you crossed George Formby with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
""It's turned out nice again, motherf******"."
originally posted by: VariedcodeSole
a reply to: Oldcarpy2
If you crossed a hen with a hooker, what would it say?
Any cockle do.
originally posted by: randomtangentsrme
Q: What do you call a midget fortune teller who escaped prison?
A: A small medium at large.
originally posted by: ColeYounger2
Lots of Teslas are being sold in Madagascar. Apparently, the people who live there at mad at gas cars.
Several Olympic swimmers became ill after a race last week. They must have been in Seine!