Keep it to yourself

A man wakes up in the hospital surrounded by Doctors and one of them says " Sir, you came in with a head injury and you've been in a coma for 3 weeks, can you tell us what happened ? "

The man says " Well, I was in the kitchen talking to my wife and she said she was going to donate a bunch of clothes and I asked her why she just didn't throw them out. She said there was poor starving people who could use them and I said Honey, if they can fit those clothes, they ain't starvin"


I don't remember anything after that.

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My wife got upset with me the other day because I wouldn't open the car door for her.

Mind you, I was swimming to the surface at the time...

Every time I went to weddings, there would be some old lady sat behind me who would giggle, tap me on the shoulder and say, "You'll be next!"

So I started doing it to them at funerals.....
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