House Republican Proposes Putting President Trump on $500 Bill

Woah, how are they going to fit Trump's big head on a 500 dollar bill? Is the face going to be orange?

a reply to: FlyersFan

A $500 bill no one could afford...you never would see it, use it, or no one would cash it.

$500? Put his ass face on toilet paper..itll all get used quick.

originally posted by: mysterioustranger
a reply to: FlyersFan

A $500 bill no one could afford...you never would see it, use it, or no one would cash it.

$500? Put his ass face on toilet paper..itll all get used quick.

Forget toilet paper, make it medicated wipes.

Gotta have something to relieve all the butthurt.

a reply to: mysterioustranger

A $500 bill no one could afford

You’ve never had $500 before?

Just seeing Trump’s face would hurt you so bad, you would burn your money if it was on there.

a reply to: underpass61

I don't think there's a "Trump Tear" cure...just keeps hurting

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a reply to: RazorV66

I actually DID see one in Waylon Jennings wallet. ( I was his lead guitar player).

Snorted coke w it. (Him, not me)

originally posted by: mysterioustranger
a reply to: underpass61

I don't think there's a "Trump Tear" cure...just keeps hurting

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Tore you up so bad you've got a "Trump Tear" in your butt?

Ouch!

They might not want to pick THAT denomination, if they are superstitious anyway. Didn't work out well for the last guy that was on it. Can't say Buffalo doesn't love you, Mr. President.

If they're going to revive depression-era currency and send a message of support, they could go for broke and give him Woodrow Wilson's "$100,000 bill".

Or the $1000 bill, because no one knows who the hell DeWitt Clinton is anyway.

a reply to: underpass61

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