posted on Apr, 28 2024 @ 12:35 PM
I have 2 trucks and they have very different names for good reason.
The first is Gerty.
An old '96 Dodge Ram 1500. "She ain't exactly pretty, ain't exactly small" but she has got me out of some sh** I should have known better to get
into with just a rear wheel drive and kept chuggin' on down the road. I never doubted for one minute that I was stuck. Gerty don't get
stuck.
She's even been to Texas and back without a hitch. Which I'll never do again because the gas bill was YIKES!. She has a few rust spots and a big
dent in the side where a deer ran into me last year. I didn't hit the deer, the deer hit me. See what I'm saying ? She might be old and ugly, but
she's damn reliable. Like some tough 'ol woman from the Depression with that "do or die" attitude.
Then there's the Toyota.
Her name is Brittany.
Sure, it's a Tacoma TRD 4X4 Off Road..it's new, sleek, shiny and sexy. It's got all the gizmos, gadgets and buttons..she's arm candy.....but I
don't quite trust her yet.
She hasn't been down in the scrum, where the mud is flyin and so is the cuss words. She hasn't gone 2,000 miles to pick up a couch. Yes, I did, but
that's a whole 'nother story.
She hasn't proved herself yet, so Brittany she is and Brittany she shall be till she earns her forever name.