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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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a reply to: F2d5thCavv2

originally posted by: VariedcodeSole
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Rhetro-humor.

originally posted by: VariedcodeSole
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Re: Rhettorical Question:

"FRANKLY MY DEAR, DO I GIVE A DAMN?"

a reply to: F2d5thCavv2

Today, my wife informed me that our daughter has been shoplifting, and that I better have a serious talk with her. I'm going to, right after my birthday.

THIS is Not a Joke!

ATS has had a joke post for many years.
Is this a conspiracy to undermine that post?
just like the way of life we live in!

Please keep Joke's in,
www.abovetopsecret.com...
Please keep "Post A Funny" alive.

thank you.

My wife got upset with me earlier today because I wouldn't open the car door for her.
Mind you, I was swimming to the surface at the time...

originally posted by: LuciusDriftwood
My wife got upset with me earlier today because I wouldn't open the car door for her.
Mind you, I was swimming to the surface at the time...

That was funnier when Teddy Kennedy told it.

originally posted by: CarlLaFong

originally posted by: LuciusDriftwood
My wife got upset with me earlier today because I wouldn't open the car door for her.
Mind you, I was swimming to the surface at the time...

That was funnier when Teddy Kennedy told it.

When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray.

Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they're very good at it.

Before God created Eve...Adam was in the garden of Eden doing this normal thing. God came to Adam and told him "I am going to make you the perfect mate, cooks, cleans, and take care your every need.". Adam asks God "that sounds great but what will it cost?". God says to adam "It will cost you an arm and a leg.". Adam asks if he can think it over and God says take all the time you need...so Adam sits down and ponders a while.


Finally he says "God I have made my decision." God responds what have you decided. Adam says "What could I get for a rib?"

a reply to: F2d5thCavv2



The seventh person to die on Oak island was just waiting for them to find something

A woman is sitting at her recently deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.

“No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.

The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.

“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”.

When I went to weddings, there would always be some old lady sat behind me, who would nudge me in the back, chuckle and say, "You'll be next!".

So I started doing it to them at funerals and they stopped.

Got a good chuckle out of this….

a reply to: VariedcodeSole

Took a few moments ...

Cheers

originally posted by: F2d5thCavv2

originally posted by: VariedcodeSole
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

🤔

Rhetro-humor.

Actually, that'd be meta-humor.